You have let the arch-cretin in - please do the necessary.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYou have let the arch-cretin in - please do the needfull.Doing the needful since 1827 -
I take the epithet 'cretin' as a badge of honour.<Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!Comment
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Originally posted by petergriffin View PostI take the epithet 'cretin' as a badge of honour.
HTHComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYou have let the arch-cretin in - please do the necessary.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostI think pondy is probably on today.
I keep telling my daughter - carry on being a grass and you will make yourself unpopular.
Though I nearly drew the line when a friend told her the childminder had threatened to kill her and her parents had told her tough luck! This friend is a well known liar - but I got daughter to encourage friend to tell a teacher.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostI think pondy is probably on today.
You've been fiddling with the roster again. Also, I still have a domino's expenses receipt that hasn't been paid.
You know the rules, no pizza, no pondy.Comment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
You've been fiddling with the roster again. Also, I still have a domino's expenses receipt that hasn't been paid.
You know the rules, no pizza, no pondy.
And I told you I'm not paying for stuffed crust until you're out of probation.Comment
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