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Spacecadet
20th March 2012, 12:16
Mother's bid to become the fattest human ever at 115 stone... (and she's marrying a chef to help her) | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2117319/Mothers-bid-fattest-human-115-stone---shes-marrying-chef-help-her.html)

chef
20th March 2012, 12:33
I'm right here.. and now just readng your link

chef
20th March 2012, 12:35
ewwwwwww :puke:

I wouldn't like to be the one who tells gf chef that she is compared to that !! :fight:


I can safely say that this article has nothing to do with me

d000hg
20th March 2012, 12:38
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/19/article-2117319-123DB1C6000005DC-620_634x512.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/19/article-2117319-123DB24E000005DC-445_306x423.jpg

Where's Mich? And in that second photo, are those her flaps?

eek
20th March 2012, 12:39
ewwwwwww :puke:

I wouldn't like to be the one who tells gf chef that she is compared to that !! :fight:


I can safely say that this article has nothing to do with me

If she wants to meet SC for :ladybags: he will probably be in Bridgwater this weekend alongside MF, Sas and Churchie.

chef
20th March 2012, 12:50
If she wants to meet SC for :ladybags: he will probably be in Bridgwater this weekend alongside MF, Sas and Churchie.

Not necessary, I believe she is perfecting her Darth Vader style force grip

doodab
20th March 2012, 14:15
That is revolting.

BrilloPad
20th March 2012, 14:39
I hope she dies at 114 stone....

original PM
20th March 2012, 14:42
That is revolting.

quite - in reality she should be forced to slim down and stop being so fu<king fat - the only reason she is fat is greed and apathy.

She is a worse roll model than a smoking parent - smoking parents often live perfectly healthy lives until they die from cancer at 55 - she will not even be able to walk her kids to the park and she is 33.

It is an absolute disgrace.

suityou01
20th March 2012, 14:44
I hope she dies at 114 stone....

You're just an old romantic at heart aren't you :rolleyes:

BrilloPad
20th March 2012, 14:45
You're just an old romantic at heart aren't you :rolleyes:

:emb

Its my biggest fault.

suityou01
20th March 2012, 14:51
:emb

Its my biggest fault.

Really? I've got a couple of sides of A4's worth here :wink

BrilloPad
20th March 2012, 14:53
Really? I've got a couple of sides of A4's worth here :wink

About you or me? :eyes

suityou01
20th March 2012, 15:06
About you or me? :eyes

About MF :smokin

BrilloPad
20th March 2012, 15:10
About MF :smokin

Presumably you have a whole folder on sascretin then?

suityou01
20th March 2012, 15:11
Presumably you have a whole folder on sascretin then?

It needs a ladder put it that way :laugh

eek
20th March 2012, 15:12
Really? I've got a couple of sides of A4's worth here :wink

What size print? If its about MF you are probably missing 99% of the detail.

suityou01
20th March 2012, 18:01
What size print? If its about MF you are probably missing 99% of the detail.

Each dot, full stop, colon, comma is a microdot on which many megabytes is stored.

A "meekrofilm" reader is needed.

amcdonald
20th March 2012, 18:34
I bet she could still make it as a speciality pron star, there's nowt as strange as human sexuality

mudskipper
20th March 2012, 19:11
She's "only" 54 stone - so she wants to more than double her weight.