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Life on the bench in my jogging bottoms

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    Life on the bench in my jogging bottoms

    Shifted hang over with a fry up.
    Got on my bike and road along the new cycle path past Harpenden and out to Southdown.
    Discovered a babbling river and weir I knew nothing about and watched the fish swimming in the river in the glorious sunshine.
    Got home and did a barbecue for the wife and kids.
    Went cycling again this evening with a friend I am supporting to cycle and get fit - a simple 5 miler bless but tops up the overall miles.

    This enforced bench time / recovery time is shaping up.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Shifted hang over with a fry up.
    Got on my bike and road along the new cycle path past Harpenden and out to Southdown.
    Discovered a babbling river and weir I knew nothing about and watched the fish swimming in the river in the glorious sunshine.
    Got home and did a barbecue for the wife and kids.
    Went cycling again this evening with a friend I am supporting to cycle and get fit - a simple 5 miler bless but tops up the overall miles.

    This enforced bench time / recovery time is shaping up.
    You are benched? How did I miss that train wreck
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      #3
      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
      You are benched? How did I miss that train wreck
      Simply by being a thick unobservant twunt.

      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Simply by being a thick unobservant twunt.

        I ignore most of your bedwetting threads
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #5
          Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
          You are benched? How did I miss that train wreck
          Didn't he mention something about going to hospital last week after a meeting or some such gubbins???

          I do remember a thread where he said the doctors has diagnosed him with severe nocturnal eunerisis light weightedness, whatever that is.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Didn't he mention something about going to hospital last week after a meeting or some such gubbins???

            I do remember a thread where he said the doctors has diagnosed him with severe nocturnal eunerisis light weightedness, whatever that is.
            And what pray did you do with your sunny day today, fatty?
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              And what pray did you do with your sunny day today, fatty?
              I cycled to work(off road) as I have done everyday this week. Pottered around the office for a bit before deciding that the awful trapped wind I had was too much to bear and needed a safe location to expel it, so cycled back parping. Even the local cattle looked disgusted. Then worked in my office until 3pm before playing with the kids in the garden and now about to head out for beers for the evening where I will head back tonight at midnight and cycle back from the train station.

              Is that alright for you Mr Heavyweight?
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Shifted hang over with a fry up.
                Got on my bike and road along the new cycle path past Harpenden and out to Southdown.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by adubya View Post
                  Thanks
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    I cycled to work(off road) as I have done everyday this week. Pottered around the office for a bit before deciding that the awful trapped wind I had was too much to bear and needed a safe location to expel it, so cycled back parping. Even the local cattle looked disgusted. Then worked in my office until 3pm before playing with the kids in the garden and now about to head out for beers for the evening where I will head back tonight at midnight and cycle back from the train station.

                    Is that alright for you Mr Heavyweight?
                    Perfect. I thought you were benched too? Or did they find some budget for your scabby little project.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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