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OK its that time again - who was this

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    Today I had to talk to an employee who e-mailed a photograph of his penis to a woman in his department. I knew it was his penis because it said, “This is my penis,” in the subject line. Also, his name badge was clipped to his belt and was clearly visible. I practiced saying, “Is this your penis?” over and over in my office until I could say it without giggling, and then I called him and his supervisor in.

    ......and more little man related posts.

    Just trying to raise the tone of general.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Oh puss. 1684.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      I sent a woman an email titled "Wanna see my cock", linked off course to a photo of the cockerel in the garden

      Believe me sometimes the urge to make a dodgy pun is too much
      Doing the needful since 1827

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        #4
        I've never really understood the need to webcam your John Thomas over the net??? In fact I've never really understood the whole 'cyber sex' thing at all.

        Is there anyone on CUK who can explain it???
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          I've never really understood the need to webcam your John Thomas over the net??? In fact I've never really understood the whole 'cyber sex' thing at all.

          Is there anyone on CUK who can explain it???
          Just google chat roulette, and all will be revealed
          Doing the needful since 1827

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            #6
            Originally posted by vetran View Post
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            Today I had to talk to an employee who e-mailed a photograph of his penis to a woman in his department. I knew it was his penis because it said, “This is my penis,” in the subject line. Also, his name badge was clipped to his belt and was clearly visible. I practiced saying, “Is this your penis?” over and over in my office until I could say it without giggling, and then I called him and his supervisor in.

            ......and more little man related posts.

            Just trying to raise the tone of general.

            Hahahahaha love it, very funny.

            She is wrong though, vaginas have a personality as much as, if not more than penises ....

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              #7
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
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              Today I had to talk to an employee who e-mailed a photograph of his penis to a woman in his department. I knew it was his penis because it said, “This is my penis,” in the subject line. Also, his name badge was clipped to his belt and was clearly visible. I practiced saying, “Is this your penis?” over and over in my office until I could say it without giggling, and then I called him and his supervisor in.

              ......and more little man related posts.

              Just trying to raise the tone of general.
              hilarious. reminded me of that scene from Porky's as well.

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                I've never really understood the need to webcam your John Thomas over the net??? In fact I've never really understood the whole 'cyber sex' thing at all.

                Is there anyone on CUK who can explain it???
                I'm sure if Xenophon where here he could tell you all about it
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                Norrahe's blog

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                  I'm sure if Xenophon where here he could tell you all about it
                  I don't think that is the only person who can tell you. But I just can't quite remember who the other one is.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    I don't think that is the only person who can tell you. But I just can't quite remember who the other one is.
                    Can't you? It was <mod snip></mod snip>

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