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    Love being a contractor...

    So i'm on a pre-sales call, v senior cast + v many on call, that when won will be mine to deliver. the initial submission was laughed at, and now we're reshaping.

    my relationship manager is on the call to and we're also chatting on IM

    ME: with the cost reduction, Im not going to be able to deliver this
    RM: correct, its going to go belly up
    ME: I'm a contractor, I'll make it work
    RM: you'll get blamed, this is why we have contractors
    ME: no worries, at least I know
    RM: yeah, you're strong enough. you'll still have a role when this fails. The Sales guy wont...

    two minutes later, head of sales states:

    HS: Sales rep, who approved you to submit this?
    SR: everyone!
    HS: have you got email proof?
    SR: yes, but I'd have to trawl through all my emails and i dont think thats appropriate.
    HS (shouting): well I suggest you f**king try, you're already fired btw, I want others to join you...
    Silence...

    IM fires up:

    RM: Soooooo... I have 2 other projects, shall we look at them in the morning?

    I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

    #2
    On a call recently where a senior VP asked everyone on the phone whether he should fire a colleague!!

    Two contractors and about six permies. The permies said nothing while the us two contractors both said the same thing. 'Let's make sure we've met all our milestones and processes before looking to fire someone else for not doing so'. The VP agreed. The guy still has a job. Unreal.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by scooby View Post
      RM: Soooooo... I have 2 other projects, shall we look at them in the morning?

      Admin, please change title to 'Love being a hidden permie'. Thank you
      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #4
        Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
        Admin, please change title to 'Love being a hidden permie'. Thank you
        Funny one for you to have, but if you insist.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
          Admin, please change title to 'Love being a hidden permie'. Thank you
          And where did it say "you have no choice, take one of these"? It doesnt, its says discuss. I can say no if i wish and go back on the market, cos that would make great business sense wouldnt it??

          FFS chill.
          I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

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            #6
            Originally posted by scooby View Post
            And where did it say "you have no choice, take one of these"? It doesnt, its says discuss. I can say no if i wish and go back on the market, cos that would make great business sense wouldnt it??

            FFS chill.
            Still having a role after the work you are doing has failed....
            'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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              #7
              Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
              Still having a role after the work you are doing has failed....
              Oi! Fook off!
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Oi! Fook off!
                Didn't you mean to put that on your scooby log in?
                'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                  Still having a role after the work you are doing has failed....
                  The project hasnt been pulled as yet, so taking on another of my own choice and running two contracts with the same company for two different projects at the same time, pass.

                  Do you want my cock measurements now?

                  I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                    Didn't you mean to put that on your scooby log in?
                    I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

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