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Kiss the other half or empty the hoover bag?

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    Kiss the other half or empty the hoover bag?

    I'd rather empty the Hoover bag than kiss my husband | Mail Online

    Unbelievable. Deep down women like this are all over their man until they get the ring and babies then just use their man as a cashcard. No wonder so many on dating sites looking for love sex and attention elsewhere.
    - Mary Poppins, Prim and Proper, 29/3/2012 07:26

    Hoover bag? Get a Dyson FFS.

    #2
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Stop reading the Daily Mail. It's not doing your blood pressure any good!

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

      Hoover bag? Get a Dyson FFS.
      Dyson? Do me a favour - They're powered by small rubber bands.

      I have a much better model, the one they use in hospitals, but can't recall its name.
      Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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        #4
        Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
        Dyson? Do me a favour - They're powered by small rubber bands.

        I have a much better model, the one they use in hospitals, but can't recall its name.
        A Nigerian bird with a dustpan and brush?

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          #5
          Why not just do some swinging to spice things up?

          Maybe her husband is grateful as he can get on with banging his mistres?

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            #6
            Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
            Dyson? Do me a favour - They're powered by small rubber bands.

            I have a much better model, the one they use in hospitals, but can't recall its name.
            Henry?

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post


              Hoover bag? Get a Dyson FFS.
              You really are a brand victim to the the extent that you'll buy crap.
              You're an ad-man's wet dream
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                You really are a brand victim to the the extent that you'll buy crap.
                You're an ad-man's wet dream
                Chortle - Revenge is a dish best served cold.
                Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                  #9
                  Dyson hand-driers in the toilets are jolly good.

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