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    Opposites

    Germany and Dubai are complete opposites.

    One is dedicated to beer, pork & public nudity. The other has laws against all three.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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    Supermarkets sell pork and there are 'off licenses'. But am I right both are only available for immigrants... makes us giving money to immigrants seem tame in comparison to beer and bacon
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      Germany and Dubai are complete opposites.

      One is dedicated to beer, pork & public nudity. The other has laws against all three.
      Sorry, I first read that as Dubya. Some unpleasant but amusing images flashed by...

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