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    Fuel strike: Drivers queue for petrol in sweltering heat before strike even begins | Mail Online

    A middle-aged woman has suffered horrific 40 per cent burns to her body after petrol ignited as she moved it between jerry cans in her kitchen.
    The woman, who was in her 40s, was pouring fuel from one container to another with a jug after her daughter's car ran out of petrol on Thursday evening.

    But the family's gas cooker was burning at the same time and ignited the petrol fumes which engulfed the woman in flames after her clothes caught alight, North Yorkshire Fire and Rescue Service said.
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

    #2
    Had to be a northern bint.

    What is it with the north and thick people?

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      #3
      Is she eligible for the award ? she already has a progeny.
      If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.

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        #4
        And she's not dead
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #5
          Maybe she's Tibetan?

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            #6
            fur feck's sake

            that was sooooooooooo avoidable, if only the car had been a diesel

            simples

            Milan.

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              #7
              Fuel strike: anger over government advice grows as woman burnt in petrol accident - Telegraph

              Labour peer Lord Harris called for Francis Maude to resign after the woman suffered 40 per cent burns when she tried to pour petrol into a jug in her kitchen after her daughter's car needed refuelling. The gas cooker was on and the petrol caught fire.

              Mr Maude, the Cabinet Office Minister, had told motorists earlier this week they should keep a jerry can in the garage to cope with a potential fuel shortage.

              Lord Harris tweeted: "This woman was following advice from Govt Minister Francis Maude & ends up with 40% burns. Disgraceful. He shd resign.

              WTF?

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                #8
                I blame the Tories.
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #9
                  What a fookwit.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    This would have never happened under Labour.

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