• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

It's a lot of monies

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    It's a lot of monies

    BBC News - Numbers drawn for record $640m Mega Millions prize

    £400m. Blimey. You could buy a million Apple shares for that!
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

    #2
    I could hire a Citation X private jet for 30 years and fly every day! Wooohooo!
    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

    Comment


      #3
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      BBC News - Numbers drawn for record $640m Mega Millions prize

      £400m. Blimey. You could buy a million Apple shares for that!
      Or donate it to The Church. (insert Saint icon here.)

      EDIT: Sorry, missed off the name of the church I had in mind: The Reformed Church of The enlightened eff-ampersand-ampersand-star-percent-dollar-pound-pound-space-percent-percent-five-dollar-space-ampersand-dollar-space-ampersand-star-ampersand-star-star-ampersand-space-star-star-ampersand-ampersand-space-exclamation-mark-exclamation-mark-exclamation-markists.
      Last edited by nomadd; 31 March 2012, 13:20.
      nomadd liked this post

      Comment


        #4
        Originally posted by hyperD View Post
        I could hire a Citation X private jet for 30 years and fly every day! Wooohooo!
        Hire?

        With $640 million you could buy one for each week of the year.
        nomadd liked this post

        Comment


          #5
          Originally posted by nomadd View Post
          Or donate it to The Church. (insert Saint icon here.)

          EDIT: Sorry, missed off the name of the church I had in mind: The Reformed Church of The enlightened eff-ampersand-ampersand-star-percent-dollar-pound-pound-space-percent-percent-five-dollar-space-ampersand-dollar-space-ampersand-star-ampersand-star-star-ampersand-space-star-star-ampersand-ampersand-space-exclamation-mark-exclamation-mark-exclamation-markists.
          Plagarist.

          Is that the one Old Greg invented?
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

          Comment


            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Plagarist.

            Is that the one Old Greg invented?
            No, it was the one he plagiarised from my original research work in deciphering and translating their earliest known writings: http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1516724 (in fact, I had called his professional integrity into question already on this matter: http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1516809)


            Whatever, this church is a worthy recipient, for it hath performed miracles upon one of my brothers: http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1516711
            Last edited by nomadd; 31 March 2012, 13:31.
            nomadd liked this post

            Comment


              #7
              Originally posted by nomadd View Post
              No, it was the one he plagiarised from my original research work in deciphering and translating their earliest known writings: http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1516724 (in fact I had called his professional integrity into question already: http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1516809)


              Whatever, this church is a worthy recipient, for it hath performed miracles upon one of my brothers: http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1516711
              Greg PM'd a few of us to say that you were taking credit for his work and that he'd emailed it to you first to see what you thought before you poster.

              All hail Old Greg.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

              Comment


                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Greg PM'd a few of us to say that you were taking credit for his work and that he'd emailed it to you first to see what you thought before you poster.

                All hail Old Greg.
                Now I know you're lying: Greg is far too old to know about email and PM; I mean, it's enough that the nurse in his retirement home has to type posts in General on his behalf while he's sleeping...
                nomadd liked this post

                Comment


                  #9
                  Originally posted by nomadd View Post
                  Hire?

                  With $640 million you could buy one for each week of the year.
                  Christ nomadd! Your™ (SimonMac) right, that's such an awesome amount of dosh.

                  I could do a threaded and fly two at once!
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

                  Comment

                  Working...
                  X