Help! My mouth is badly burnt

[BrilloPad]

I went to Greggs - I had to buy a cold pasty so no VAT on it. I went home and heated it up - and burnt my mouth very badly. Spent all night in hospital.

How DARE the government give bad advice on pastys - I intend to sue as soon as I have sold my story to all the papers.

fookers

[MarillionFan]

I went to Greggs - I had to buy a cold pasty so no VAT on it. I went home and heated it up - and burnt my mouth very badly. Spent all night in hospital.

How DARE the government give bad advice on pastys - I intend to sue as soon as I have sold my story to all the papers.

fookers

I assumed that was going to be a story about how Churchill had accidentally put deep heat on his cock.

[Old Greg]

I assumed that was going to be a story about how Churchill had accidentally put deep heat on his cock.

There are no accidents.

[mudskipper]

I assumed that was going to be a story about how Churchill had accidentally put deep heat on his cock.