The bloke next to me won't stop sniffing. How can I tactfully tell him to blow his nose?
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...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostThe bloke next to me won't stop sniffing. How can I tactfully tell him to blow his nose? -
Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostThe bloke next to me won't stop sniffing. How can I tactfully tell him to blow his nose?
This too will pass.
HTHone day at a timeComment
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Punch him on the nose.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Politely ask him to get it sorted. You a man or a mouse.
Don't have to be rude, but if its affecting your concentration then needs rectifying.Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostPunch him on the nose.
Perhaps start with a verbal enquiry first, "Hoy C**T, will you stop that f*****g sniffing. it's getting right on my tits".
If that doesn't work, see above.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostMuch as I hate to agree with him.............
Perhaps start with a verbal enquiry first, "Hoy C**T, will you stop that f*****g sniffing. it's getting right on my tits".
If that doesn't work, see above.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Grab two pencils ram them up his nose then force his head down on the desk so the pencils pierce his brain. You might not get extended after this.Comment
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Originally posted by russell View PostGrab two pencils ram them up his nose then force his head down on the desk so the pencils pierce his brain. You might not get extended after this.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Start sniffing as well, getting louder and louder over a period of an hour and then hawk up a big green gilbert. Spit it into your hankie, look at it and say "Ah, thats much better."“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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