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    Why do people kiss your bum ?

    Why do people kiss your bum the first time they meet you ?
    and vice versa of course.

    It's all to do with Skyrim (a computer based adventure game).



    If you discover a treasure chest, you dont know whats in it. Treasure ? a trap ? danger ? nothing of any value ?

    If you smash it open, you might destroy the treasure, so you molly-coddle it, pick the lock, smooth talk it. Then, when you get what you want, you bin it off and forget it.


    And thats why people you meet for the first time kiss your bum. They wonder if you might have some treasure for them



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    #2
    I have no idea what you are talking about but heartily approve.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      Why do people kiss your bum the first time they meet you ?
      and vice versa of course.
      I have never been kissed on the bum by anyone the first time they met me.

      There was this girl who did it on the second date....

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        #4
        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        I have no idea what you are talking about but heartily approve.
        He is suggesting that when you meet MF at the next CUK meet up then you will be kissed on the bum.

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          #5
          Have you guys never noticed how nice and polite people are the first time they meet.

          and only the first time.




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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            Have you guys never noticed how nice and polite people are the first time they meet.

            and only the first time.




            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              It's a fact. Just think about some of the low lifes you know ^^^^
              then wonder why on earth you were so nice to them the first contact.


              human nature says I. show me the treasure


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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                It's a fact. Just think about some of the low lifes you know ^^^^
                then wonder why on earth you were so nice to them the first contact.


                human nature says I. show me the treasure


                ^^^^^^^^^^^^

                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Yes. I think there is an important human sociological effect here,

                  despite what the forum balloonhead ****-wrangler has to say



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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    Yes. I think there is an important human sociological effect here,

                    despite what the forum balloonhead ****-wrangler has to say



                    TestMangler = ****-wrangler. Little harsh, but I suppose people have to choose their own battles in life. Especially being his birthday.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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