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Public Transport - Planes, Traines & Buses

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    Public Transport - Planes, Traines & Buses

    Alternately known as traveling with the great unwashed.

    As fare paying passengers, I believe that we have the right to travel in relative comfort without having to put up with the smelly unwashed oiks, People shouting loudly down mobile telephones and otherwise behaving in a noisome manner.

    Certainly we should have the right to remove, or have removed these disgusting and irritating creatures.

    I am getting tired of paying the cost of traveling 1st class to avoid the smelly ones, only to encounter the ignorant noisy phone wielding trash that are unfortunately everywhere including the so called 1st class and Quiet Carriages on the rail service.

    And the seats are too cramped and carriages overcrowded in standard class
    Confusion is a natural state of being

    #2
    You mean your client does not pay for a chauffeur driven limo?

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      #3
      You want to remove the smelly from the plane you are travelling on. Are yiou planning to give them a parachute?

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        #4
        Originally posted by AtW View Post
        You mean your client does not pay for a chauffeur driven limo?
        Have you let sas borrow your account AGAIN?

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          #5
          Originally posted by AtW View Post
          You mean your client does not pay for a chauffeur driven limo?
          I have my own but parkings the problem
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #6
            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            I have my own but parkings the problem
            Want to borrow my chauffeur?

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              You want to remove the smelly from the plane you are travelling on. Are yiou planning to give them a parachute?
              Smelly doesn't deserve a parachute (that'll learn em!).

              Besides, I was trying to keep this topical thread serious and dignified
              Last edited by Diver; 3 April 2012, 21:14. Reason: Idiocy
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #8
                Originally posted by Diver View Post
                Besides, I was trying to keep this topical thread serious and dignified
                Next time post in appropriate section of the forum such as Light Relief then

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Want to borrow my chauffeur?
                  The bank provides you with a chauffeur

                  I thought Barclays only provided the transport
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    I thought Barclays only provided the transport
                    And by the time I got back to the train on my Barclays bike I was very smelly. Maybe we need showers at the stations?

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