Job of the day 4/4/12

[Chantho]

Link

[scooby]

excellent!! I'd apply, but its in the land of porridge...

[Scrag Meister]

Translation

Done in Excel. :-) Recruitment agent looking for CVs!!!!!

"From geek to geeks

Various

Ok, so here it is youre either resourceful enough to have found the online translator or youre smart enough to decipher this on your own – either way I am in awe of you sir/maam.

Now, this simple job ad caught your eye more than the usual bull crap “Terrific opportunity to join a dynamic...blah blah blah” ads that my competitors churn out on a daily basis and you are:
a) Intelligent enough to know it was written in Hex and
b) Intrigued enough to know what my message is

So, my message is this:
I am not a regular pain in the arse recruitment consultant, interested in bums on seats for any old job. People Ive assisted throughout my career will tell you I manage careers. I do this by understanding what interests you and identifying suitable opportunities within the marketplace – this means you could hear from me once a week or once a year, depending on the requirements you set, not me.

It costs you nothing to employ me but the REAL benefit to you is that you dont need to read all those crappy sales pitch ads that sell you every single mundane opportunity out there and you only hear about the opportunities that appeal to you. Effectively, you become what we call a “passive job seeker” not someone who looks for a new job every day but someone who has a trusted relationship with a hard working guy in an office that knows what interests you.

If this sounds like a better way for you to look for a new career opportunity now or in the future, then please contact me and if not, then I wish you farewell and good luck, I cannot help you in your quest.

Thank you, for being awesome.
5311"

[darmstadt]

Done in Excel. :-) Recruitment agent looking for CVs!!!!!

Done from the top of my head, my reply to him:

46 75 63 6b 69 6e 67
77 61 6e 6b 65 72

[scooby]

Sleezy

[Scrag Meister]

Done from the top of my head, my reply to him:

46 75 63 6b 69 6e 67
77 61 6e 6b 65 72

Copulating

[OwlHoot]

Don't tell me - It's another one of those GCHQ job ads that need decrypting

[Churchill]

Don't tell me - It's another one of those GCHQ job ads that need decrypting

Yes it uses a cunning substitution code where each character is represented by 2 characters.

[pmeswani]

Done in Excel. :-) Recruitment agent looking for CVs!!!!!

"From geek to geeks

Various

Ok, so here it is youre either resourceful enough to have found the online translator or youre smart enough to decipher this on your own – either way I am in awe of you sir/maam.

Now, this simple job ad caught your eye more than the usual bull crap “Terrific opportunity to join a dynamic...blah blah blah” ads that my competitors churn out on a daily basis and you are:
a) Intelligent enough to know it was written in Hex and
b) Intrigued enough to know what my message is

So, my message is this:
I am not a regular pain in the arse recruitment consultant, interested in bums on seats for any old job. People Ive assisted throughout my career will tell you I manage careers. I do this by understanding what interests you and identifying suitable opportunities within the marketplace – this means you could hear from me once a week or once a year, depending on the requirements you set, not me.

It costs you nothing to employ me but the REAL benefit to you is that you dont need to read all those crappy sales pitch ads that sell you every single mundane opportunity out there and you only hear about the opportunities that appeal to you. Effectively, you become what we call a “passive job seeker” not someone who looks for a new job every day but someone who has a trusted relationship with a hard working guy in an office that knows what interests you.

If this sounds like a better way for you to look for a new career opportunity now or in the future, then please contact me and if not, then I wish you farewell and good luck, I cannot help you in your quest.

Thank you, for being awesome.
5311"

When can you start?