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    PC gone mad

    The following is a list of words not allowed in New York City exams in case they offend someone, remember it starts in the USA and then travels across the ocean:

    Abuse (physical, sexual, emotional, or psychological)
    Alcohol (beer and liquor), tobacco, or drugs
    Birthdays
    Bodily functions
    Cancer (and other diseases)
    Catastrophes/disasters (tsunamis and hurricanes)
    Celebrities
    Children dealing with serious issues
    Cigarettes (and other smoking paraphernalia)
    Computers in the home (acceptable in a school or public library setting)
    Crime
    Creatures from outer space
    Dancing (ballet is acceptable)
    Death and disease
    Dinosaurs and prehistoric times
    Divorce
    Evolution
    Expensive gifts, vacations, and prizes
    Gambling involving money
    Geological history
    Halloween
    Homelessness
    Holidays
    Homes with swimming pools
    Hunting
    In-depth discussions of sports that require prior knowledge
    Junk food
    Loss of employment
    Movies
    Nuclear weapons
    Occult topics (i.e. fortune-telling)
    Parapsychology
    Politics
    Pornography
    Poverty
    Rap music
    Religion
    Religious holidays and festivals (including but not limited to
    Christmas, Yom Kippur, and Ramadan)
    Rock-and-Roll music
    Running away
    Sex
    Slavery
    Terrorism
    Television and video games (excessive use)
    Traumatic material (including material that may be particularly
    upsetting such as animal shelters)
    Vermin (rats and roaches)
    Violence
    War and bloodshed
    Weapons (guns, knives, etc.)
    Witchcraft, sorcery, etc.
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

    #2
    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    The following is a list of words not allowed in New York City exams in case they offend someone, remember it starts in the USA and then travels across the ocean:
    .................
    If you don't say it, it doesn't exist.

    Didn't you know that
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #3
      Should have bought a Mac.

      Scooterscot.
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #4
        Growing old is mandatory
        Growing up is optional

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          #5
          Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
          Should have bought a Mac.

          Scooterscot.
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #6
            What about ******* ******** ********?

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              #7
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              What about ******* ******** ********?
              Only when quoted in the right context I.e. [QUOTE******* ******** ********?QUOTE]
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #8
                Originally posted by Diver View Post
                Sorry, forgot...

                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  If you don't say it, it doesn't exist.

                  Didn't you know that
                  It brings to mind Charles Bukowski's letter on censorship.

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                    #10
                    PC is for women!
                    <Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!

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