Ugliest beard ever?

[TimberWolf]

No wonder his mother rejected him*

Presumably he looks at it in the mirror with admiration too.

Lottery: Julie and her son haven't spoken for seven years. Now he's won £45m she's desperate for a reunion - but insists it's NOT for the reason you'd think | Mail Online

*Not really, it's alleged it's the other way around

[bless 'em all]

Ugliest Bird ever?

No wonder his mother rejected him*

Presumably he looks at it in the mirror with admiration too.

Lottery: Julie and her son haven't spoken for seven years. Now he's won £45m she's desperate for a reunion - but insists it's NOT for the reason you'd think | Mail Online

*Not really, it's alleged it's the other way around

FFS he could do better than that now. Come on Son!

[AtW]

Ugly bird?

[bless 'em all]

Ugly bird?

His girlfiend.

[OwlHoot]

Am I going cross-eyed or is his beard off to one side by about 30 degrees?

Or equivalently, his head is tipped right over but his bog brush looks vertical

What a mupp

[Freamon]

Any beard not up to this standard and you're just not really trying these days:

[Sysman]

Never trust a man whose beard is entirely under his chin.
-- Sysman 1986.

[wim121]

Ugly bird?

His girlfiend.

Are you both looking at the same picture as the rest of us?

Sure, she isnt a supermodel, but compared to him? She's denise richards!

Also Im sure many of you have slept with worse than her. She is quite cute for a baby dolphin.

[bless 'em all]

She is quite cute for a baby dolphin.

Erm, ok.

I don't think I've ever slept with anyone who was quite the looker as she is.

[escapeUK]

All beards are ugly, but its competing with the hair style, gums and specy four eyes for the least attractive aspect. Nothing that a lot of money cant fix though.