If you can't do the time, don't commit the crime. Don't expect any device to save you.
And no going off telling tales to the mods or we will set MF on you.
And no going off telling tales to the mods or we will set MF on you.
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Yeah, don't do any of these:
And check the rest of the list too - When endorsements and penalty points can be removed from a driving licence : Directgov - MotoringCode:SP10 Exceeding goods vehicle speed limits SP20 Exceeding speed limit for type of vehicle (excluding goods or passenger vehicles) SP30 Exceeding statutory speed limit on a public road SP40 Exceeding passenger vehicle speed limit SP50 Exceeding speed limit on a motorway MS50 Motor racing on the highway MS90 Failure to give information as to identity of driver etc TS60 Failing to comply with a school crossing patrol sign UT50 Aggravated taking of a vehicle
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My, that list takes me back to my youth...Originally posted by AtW View Post
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Code:SP10 Exceeding goods vehicle speed limits SP20 Exceeding speed limit for type of vehicle (excluding goods or passenger vehicles) SP30 Exceeding statutory speed limit on a public road SP40 Exceeding passenger vehicle speed limit SP50 Exceeding speed limit on a motorway SP55 Exceeding wanking limit on a motorway MS50 Motor racing on the highway MS60 Masturbating on the highway MS90 Failure to give information as to identity of driver etc TS60 Failing to comply with a school crossing patrol sign UT50 Aggravated taking of a vehicle
Last edited by Paddy; 8 April 2012, 19:29."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Actually I fancy a wank now, can I do that while driving as I am now with a bottle of Moonraker staring at the speedo? Not on the list, does MS60 apply since the jizz will end up on the headliner (if a good one) or floor (if a dribbler) ie not on the actual highway...Originally posted by Paddy View PostCode:SP10 Exceeding goods vehicle speed limits SP20 Exceeding speed limit for type of vehicle (excluding goods or passenger vehicles) SP30 Exceeding statutory speed limit on a public road SP40 Exceeding passenger vehicle speed limit SP50 Exceeding speed limit on a motorway SP55 Exceeding wanking limit on a motorway MS50 Motor racing on the highway MS60 Masturbating on the highway MS90 Failure to give information as to identity of driver etc TS60 Failing to comply with a school crossing patrol sign UT50 Aggravated taking of a vehicle
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I assume UT50 is mainly car-jacking? Only place I ever heard of a car-jacking occurring in this country was Leeds."A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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"Aggravated vehicle taking (damage caused to property other than the vehicle in an accident or to the vehicle)"Originally posted by Freamon View Post
Aggravated vehicle taking (damage caused to property other than the vehicle in an accident or to the vehicle): Legal Guidance: The Crown Prosecution ServiceComment
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I had 2 bikes nicked - 1 left. I just bought another so I can lend stek 1.Originally posted by nomadd View Post
Bikes are perfect for breaking the law - pavements to ride on, red lights to ignore, one-way streets to go wrong way down etcetc. No plates - just watch out for the rossers....Comment
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Poor Stek. He can't keep his car at a steady speed without staring at the speedo. Presumably also the quick mirror checks before pulling out to overtake are beyond him too. For everyone's sake - especially the children - it's better he doesn't drive anymore.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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