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stek
8th April 2012, 19:21
Who's never....

1. Speeded?

2. Not renewed RFL on time? (no 14 day grace)

3. Downloaded a movie from p2p?

4. Copied a CD

5. Taped an LP (older members only)

6. Installed unlicenced software

7. Had sex with their mother (MF/AtW only)

8. Drank after closing time

9. Masturbated on a Sunday (Wisconsin members only)

10. There is no tenth thing

AtW
8th April 2012, 19:23
Stek, you are a font of misplaced rage. Name your cliché; Mother held you too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now you are so angry moments of levity actually cause you pain; gives you headaches.

Happiness, for you, hurts...

stek
8th April 2012, 19:25
Who's never....

1. Speeded?

2. Not renewed RFL on time? (no 14 day grace)

3. Downloaded a movie from p2p?

4. Copied a CD

5. Taped an LP (older members only)

6. Installed unlicenced software

7. Had sex with their mother (MF/AtW only)

8. Drank after closing time

9. Masturbated on a Sunday (Wisconsin members only)

10. There is no tenth thing

Some double negatives in there but as MF/AtW knows in Russian language extra negs enforce the other negs not like in English where they cancel out so it's ok to say 'not not never' without getting confused....

stek
8th April 2012, 19:27
Stek, you are a font of misplaced rage. Name your cliché; Mother held you too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now you are so angry moments of levity actually cause you pain; gives you headaches.

Happiness, for you, hurts...

Spasibotcha, moi noviy drug, miru mir.....

ctdctd
8th April 2012, 19:27
Poll fail

a) It's not a poll
b) No AndyW option

HTH :tongue

stek
8th April 2012, 19:28
Poll fail

a) It's not a poll
b) No AndyW option

HTH :tongue

Where's the 'convert to poll' button then, derrr!

BrilloPad
8th April 2012, 19:36
Where's the 'convert to poll' button then, derrr!

Thread tools. Add a poll.

Once you have come out from behind cojak's skirt....

BrilloPad
8th April 2012, 19:37
9. Masturbated on a Sunday

I only masturbate twice on a Sunday. Am I squeaky clean?

Cliphead
8th April 2012, 19:38
C'mon Stek, you got a few points that in your opinion weren't justified.

We live in a country where that can happen so deal with it, shit happens. Make your voice heard on a different forum from this and you may achieve something or even get some sympathy.

There but...

I speed all the time but have never had a single point on my license and a TomTom up to date with camera locations sure does help.

AtW
8th April 2012, 20:04
Thread tools. Add a poll.

Once you have come out from behind cojak's skirt....

:rollin:

Stop it or he'll start crying...

AtW
8th April 2012, 20:05
C'mon Stek, you got a few points that in your opinion weren't justified.

I get this feeling he'll soon be posting in this thread - http://forums.contractoruk.com/general/69038-12-points.html

AtW
8th April 2012, 20:18
stek overflow...

stek
8th April 2012, 20:36
I'm chilled - just had Fajitas...

NotAllThere
8th April 2012, 20:57
6. Installed unlicenced software
I bought a license for winzip... :ohwell

stek
8th April 2012, 21:01
6. Installed unlicenced software
I bought a license for winzip... :ohwell

Mental!!

My (Russian) missus (well unmarried partner) is still immensely proud her laptop contains no licenced software whatsoever. Oh, our Slavonic friends....

stek
8th April 2012, 21:04
Getting some interesting -ve and +ve reps on this thread, didn't realise so many of you have had sex with your mothers....

@Cliphead or anyone Catholic - no - the priest doesn't count....

MarillionFan
8th April 2012, 21:09
Mental!!

My (Russian) missus (well unmarried partner) is still immensely proud her laptop contains no licenced software whatsoever. Oh, our Slavonic friends....

Wow! Your other half is Russian???

You've never mentioned that before.:eyes

stek
8th April 2012, 21:11
Wow! Your other half is Russian???

You've never mentioned that before.:eyes

So's yours!

AtW
8th April 2012, 21:13
Wow! Your other half is Russian???

You've never mentioned that before.:eyes

You are late for the night shift!!! :mad

Cliphead
8th April 2012, 21:20
Getting some interesting -ve and +ve reps on this thread, didn't realise so many of you have had sex with your mothers....

@Cliphead or anyone Catholic - no - the priest doesn't count....

Can't give you anymore +ve rep right now.

MarillionFan
8th April 2012, 21:22
You are late for the night shift!!! :mad

My sockies already have it under control.

wim121
8th April 2012, 21:47
Who's never....

1. Speeded?
I make up my own speed limits. Just like when I tell the OH the light was still amber.




2. Not renewed RFL on time? (no 14 day grace)
What the hell is RFL, do you mean road tax?

You dont have 14 days grace at all, this is a silly nonsense myth.

You must buy tax before the expiration of your previous tax. The only grace period you are given in displaying it is waiting for the disc in the post but you can still be asked to prove when you purchased it.

The only exception to this is if you're taking the car off the road on a sorn. You still dont get a grace period but they allow time for you to post your v14, etc.




3. Downloaded a movie from p2p?
Nope, never used strictly p2p for movies in the traditional sense one defines p2p. Even though torrenting may fall under the p2p definition, it is not the p2p that became synonymous with the gnutella/napster network.




4. Copied a CD
This isnt illegal at all. Copy away to your hearts delight as it isnt a crime.

You are allowed to back up your media in any way you please. The violation comes in breaking disc encryption to make a legal backup or re-selling copywright media.




5. Taped an LP (older members only)
Falls under acceptable backup and fair use. Not a crime at all.




6. Installed unlicenced software
Who hasnt?

However I usually find freeware alternatives are as good as shareware so rarely bother with shareware.




7. Had sex with their mother (MF/AtW only)
:puke:




8. Drank after closing time
Again, not a crime at all.

You are legally entitled to drinking up time, commonly 20 minutes after your last serving in the UK. After that you can legally still drink, but cannot be charged for it. So in some remote pubs, it would be perfectly legal for a patron who is also a friend to join the bartender for a private drink so long as it isnt sold in a licensed premise.




9. Masturbated on a Sunday (Wisconsin members only)
Who would do that? You have kids, wife, etc running around on sunday. How can you find the privacy to fire one off?




10. There is no tenth thing
Shame because I wanted to disprove that as well. :wink

realityhack
8th April 2012, 21:53
I am guilty of all except horizontal jogging with my mum, I've certainly shagged others'.

Quite possibly yours.

I was very, very drunk at the time.

AtW
8th April 2012, 22:01
I am guilty of all except horizontal jogging with my mum, I've certainly shagged others'.

Quite possibly yours.

I was very, very drunk at the time.

Well, clearly moderator minimum qualification standards have improved considerably ever since MF was kicked out ...

stek
8th April 2012, 22:26
RFL = Road Fund Licence - Derr!

Stek, too long at the DVLA. Actually I can hack my own Driver record cant I?

stek
8th April 2012, 22:28
I make up my own speed limits. Just like when I tell the OH the light was still amber.




What the hell is RFL, do you mean road tax?

You dont have 14 days grace at all, this is a silly nonsense myth.

You must buy tax before the expiration of your previous tax. The only grace period you are given in displaying it is waiting for the disc in the post but you can still be asked to prove when you purchased it.

The only exception to this is if you're taking the car off the road on a sorn. You still dont get a grace period but they allow time for you to post your v14, etc.




Nope, never used strictly p2p for movies in the traditional sense one defines p2p. Even though torrenting may fall under the p2p definition, it is not the p2p that became synonymous with the gnutella/napster network.




This isnt illegal at all. Copy away to your hearts delight as it isnt a crime.

You are allowed to back up your media in any way you please. The violation comes in breaking disc encryption to make a legal backup or re-selling copywright media.




Falls under acceptable backup and fair use. Not a crime at all.




Who hasnt?

However I usually find freeware alternatives are as good as shareware so rarely bother with shareware.




:puke:




Again, not a crime at all.

You are legally entitled to drinking up time, commonly 20 minutes after your last serving in the UK. After that you can legally still drink, but cannot be charged for it. So in some remote pubs, it would be perfectly legal for a patron who is also a friend to join the bartender for a private drink so long as it isnt sold in a licensed premise.




Who would do that? You have kids, wife, etc running around on sunday. How can you find the privacy to fire one off?




Shame because I wanted to disprove that as well. :wink

Are you Will off Inbetweeners?

NotAllThere
9th April 2012, 07:20
Wow! Your other half is Russian???...It's not surprising Stek's other half is Russian. Stek is always russian about - that's why he gets speeding tickets.

:igmc:

nomadd
9th April 2012, 08:11
Who's never....

1. Speeded?

...

[Snip - remaining list of things I do on an almost daily basis.]



Does time spent doing these things in GTA count?

I don't think it's a question of doing/not-doing these things that keeps you squeaky clean, it's whether you get caught or not.

Take speeding. I speed everywhere, every day. But I do it on a motorbike. My license still points-free after 20 years, which I find to be pretty staggering, TBH.

Maybe you need to drop two wheels, Stek. :)

oracleslave
9th April 2012, 08:59
I am guilty of all except horizontal jogging with my mum

whs.

SupremeSpod
9th April 2012, 09:20
C'mon Stek, you got a few points that in your opinion weren't justified.

We live in a country where that can happen so deal with it, tulip happens. Make your voice heard on a different forum from this and you may achieve something or even get some sympathy.

There but...

I speed all the time but have never had a single point on my license and a TomTom up to date with camera locations sure does help.

WHS++;

I've been stopped for speeding on numerous occasions and not been booked.

Got flashed by a speed camera once and attended a speed awareness course.

Number of points on licence? 0, nil, none, zilch, nada, zero!

Btw, when I drive, the car goes at exactly the speed I want it to go.

SupremeSpod
9th April 2012, 09:22
Does time spent doing these things in GTA count?

I don't think it's a question of doing/not-doing these things that keeps you squeaky clean, it's whether you get caught or not.

Take speeding. I speed everywhere, every day. But I do it on a motorbike. My license still points-free after 20 years, which I find to be pretty staggering, TBH.

Maybe you need to drop two wheels, Stek. :)

You look after that liver, Minestrone may be needing one sometime soon.

I'll have first dibs on one of your kidneys.

nomadd
9th April 2012, 09:31
You look after that liver, Minestrone may be needing one sometime soon.

I'll have first dibs on one of your kidneys.

I'm presently preserving them using the finest alcohols. Should be good for a few years yet. Still, keep an eye on eBay, you never know... :D

d000hg
9th April 2012, 13:54
Maybe 10)should be "not had an in-date/valid TV license and watched live TV"

Spacecadet
10th April 2012, 05:42
Some double negatives in there but as MF/AtW knows in Russian language extra negs enforce the other negs not like in English where they cancel out so it's ok to say 'not not never' without getting confused....

it's only pedants who get confused with double negatives in English. the rest of society understands what is meant by them in the context on which they are used.

Diver
10th April 2012, 06:26
Who's never....

1. Speeded? - Fail
2. Not renewed RFL on time? (no 14 day grace) - Pass
3. Downloaded a movie from p2p? - Pass
4. Copied a CD - Pass
5. Taped an LP (older members only) - Pass
6. Installed unlicenced software - Fail
7. Had sex with their mother (MF/AtW only) - Gross!
8. Drank after closing time - Pass
9. Masturbated on a Sunday (Wisconsin members only)
10. There is no tenth thing

:smokin