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Right then, who is squeaky clean?

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    Right then, who is squeaky clean?

    Who's never....

    1. Speeded?

    2. Not renewed RFL on time? (no 14 day grace)

    3. Downloaded a movie from p2p?

    4. Copied a CD

    5. Taped an LP (older members only)

    6. Installed unlicenced software

    7. Had sex with their mother (MF/AtW only)

    8. Drank after closing time

    9. Masturbated on a Sunday (Wisconsin members only)

    10. There is no tenth thing

    #2
    Stek, you are a font of misplaced rage. Name your cliché; Mother held you too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now you are so angry moments of levity actually cause you pain; gives you headaches.

    Happiness, for you, hurts...

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      #3
      Originally posted by stek View Post
      Who's never....

      1. Speeded?

      2. Not renewed RFL on time? (no 14 day grace)

      3. Downloaded a movie from p2p?

      4. Copied a CD

      5. Taped an LP (older members only)

      6. Installed unlicenced software

      7. Had sex with their mother (MF/AtW only)

      8. Drank after closing time

      9. Masturbated on a Sunday (Wisconsin members only)

      10. There is no tenth thing
      Some double negatives in there but as MF/AtW knows in Russian language extra negs enforce the other negs not like in English where they cancel out so it's ok to say 'not not never' without getting confused....

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        #4
        Originally posted by AtW View Post
        Stek, you are a font of misplaced rage. Name your cliché; Mother held you too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now you are so angry moments of levity actually cause you pain; gives you headaches.

        Happiness, for you, hurts...
        Spasibotcha, moi noviy drug, miru mir.....

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          #5
          Poll fail

          a) It's not a poll
          b) No AndyW option

          HTH

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            #6
            Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
            Poll fail

            a) It's not a poll
            b) No AndyW option

            HTH
            Where's the 'convert to poll' button then, derrr!

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              #7
              Originally posted by stek View Post
              Where's the 'convert to poll' button then, derrr!
              Thread tools. Add a poll.

              Once you have come out from behind cojak's skirt....

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                #8
                Originally posted by stek View Post
                9. Masturbated on a Sunday
                I only masturbate twice on a Sunday. Am I squeaky clean?

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                  #9
                  C'mon Stek, you got a few points that in your opinion weren't justified.

                  We live in a country where that can happen so deal with it, tulip happens. Make your voice heard on a different forum from this and you may achieve something or even get some sympathy.

                  There but...

                  I speed all the time but have never had a single point on my license and a TomTom up to date with camera locations sure does help.
                  Me, me, me...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Thread tools. Add a poll.

                    Once you have come out from behind cojak's skirt....


                    Stop it or he'll start crying...

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