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What do I do for the next 4 days?

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    What do I do for the next 4 days?

    Mrs BP has had some sort of procedure down below - I don't want to know the deatails in case it puts me off, but apparantly the bits I am interested in are unaffected. But the quack has told her not to put out for 4 (FOUR) days!

    Should I get her duties outsourced for 4 days? If so its coming out of her housekeeping.

    #2
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Should I get her duties outsourced for 4 days? If so its coming out of her housekeeping.
    No, it will make you realise what you have been missing all these years, and you wont be able to go back.

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Mrs BP has had some sort of procedure down below - I don't want to know the deatails in case it puts me off, but apparantly the bits I am interested in are unaffected. But the quack has told her not to put out for 4 (FOUR) days!

      Should I get her duties outsourced for 4 days? If so its coming out of her housekeeping.
      Well I am no expert, but in a case like this, empathy , sympathy, wine and chocolate go down well.
      then, let her have some as well



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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Mrs BP has had some sort of procedure down below - I don't want to know the deatails in case it puts me off, but apparantly the bits I am interested in are unaffected. But the quack has told her not to put out for 4 (FOUR) days!

        Should I get her duties outsourced for 4 days? If so its coming out of her housekeeping.
        Make sure she keeps photographic evidence to help sort out this Jake Parker business for once and all.

        Other than that, it's a quick knee trembler with churchy in the doorway of his local corner shop.

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          #5
          Is both the pink and brown out of action?

          If so maybe a move onto a different table.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Is both the pink and brown out of action?

            If so maybe a move onto a different table.
            Well I have taken her to the Fat Duck and the Manoir so I suppose going up the Oxo Tower should be no big deal.

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              #7
              Has Mrs BP got a sister who'd be willing to step into the breach? Kepp it in the family etc. etc.
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                #8
                Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
                Other than that, it's a quick knee trembler with churchy in the doorway of his local corner shop.
                CM caught us last time. There was quite a scene.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  Has Mrs BP got a sister who'd be willing to step into the breach? Kepp it in the family etc. etc.
                  Ohh - good idea! Her sister has got f**king massive knockers - and is 2 years younger. And recently split with her husband.

                  But if she is not available I draw the line at the mother-out-law

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    CM caught us last time. There was quite a scene.
                    It must have been terrible seeing him strapped to the kitchen table, you in high heels with a large cucumber strapped to your groin. Good job you got Norrahe to back you up that it was a Nigella Lawson recipe.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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