Cracked pavements

[EternalOptimist]

I know there is famine in the world, and Malaria. And I pity the Liverpool fans come saturday
But is there ANYTHING in the world worse that standing on a cracked paving stone and getting an icy cold squirt up the leg ?

[ZuiderZee]

I know there is famine in the world, and Malaria. And I pity the Liverpool fans come saturday
But is there ANYTHING in the world worse that standing on a cracked paving stone and getting an icy cold squirt up the leg ?

Someone dropping their guts in a small lift?
Splash back on your fly area from the tap, or even splatter from pish?
Spotting bad skid marks in your shreddies when you are getting jiggy?

[BrilloPad]

Being gang raped in prison with the knowledge that several of your attackers probably have aids?

[EternalOptimist]

Being gang raped in prison with the knowledge that several of your attackers probably have aids?

I can guarantee from personal experience, that one icy squirt up the trainer, is worse than two of those 'big bubbas'

[amcdonald]

You sure it was the pavement rather than a squirting midget ?

[EternalOptimist]

You sure it was the pavement rather than a squirting midget ?

you are blooming transendental.

half an hour befor I got squirted, I saw two midgets in Tescos (they might have been dwarfs, although neither of them looked happy)
and I wondered how they got together ?
is there some sort of PORG* dating site or something. like that undateables the other night ?



*person of restricted growth

[hyperD]

But is there ANYTHING in the world worse that standing on a cracked paving stone and getting an icy cold squirt up the leg ?

This guy didn't think so!

IN 1993, pervert Karl Watkins was jailed for 18 months for repeatedly having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs

[d000hg]

He's got some stones to do that.