Which comedian would you push out to sea on a raft?

[wim121]

He announced to his Twitter followers that while Derek is currently a one-off production, a full series will likely be on the way eventually.

"Thanks again you lovely twonks for all the good wishes for Derek tomorrow night. It's only a one-off, but I am slowly writing a series," he explained.

Ricky Gervais: 'I am slowly writing full series of Derek' - TV News - Digital Spy

That awful crap is actually scripted?!?!?

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Anyway, which comedian would you push out to sea on a raft, so they could never infest comedy again?

I would have a hard job choosing between ricky gervais and peter kay. If they werent so fat, I could fit them both on one raft.

[NotAllThere]

Gervais every time.

[mudskipper]

That dreadful one with the fake Essex accent that they helpfully kept showing trailers for so I knew to avoid.
Lee someone?

Edit: Lee Nelson

[centurian]

I can see Alan Davies getting a few more votes from the Liverpool area

[Old Greg]

Gervais every time.

Do it right and once will be enough.

[SupremeSpod]

None of them because it wouldn't be funny.

[Halo Jones]

None of them because it wouldn't be funny.

Ahhh but if you got them drunk first & then gave them an inflatable ring for a sporting chance it could be amusing

[OwlHoot]

Lee Evans

I'd happily push him out to sea, but only after the shipping forecast warned of a force 10 gale on the way.

[ZuiderZee]

Lee Evans

I'd happily push him out to sea, but only after the shipping forecast warned of a force 10 gale on the way.

Lee Evans - Why?

No I don't mean why would you shove him into a raging sea on a flimsy, unstable vessel.

I just mean Lee Evans - WHY?

[OwlHoot]

Lee Evans - Why?

No I don't mean why would you shove him into a raging sea on a flimsy, unstable vessel.

I just mean Lee Evans - WHY?

I don't like his squeeky voice, and frantic style of delivery, if it's the guy I'm thinking of.

Might be another Lee though, maybe the one k2p2 mentioned.

OK, to be on the safe side, any comedian called Lee.