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Missus' Mate and her secret Boob Job

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    Missus' Mate and her secret Boob Job

    Was chatting to the missus last night and she says that her friend had had a boob job for her 40th birthday. She then went on to tell me that she wants to keep it a secret and she says that I, quote, "shouldn't tell anyone".

    She has gone, I understand, from an 'A' to a 'D' size, but I'm not allowed to tell anyone!

    Can't wait til she come around the house next time, and I'll ask her "I'm sure there's something different about you....is it your hair...?"

    #2
    Seen from here: a glaring sign of the decadence of the UK society and culture.

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      #3
      That sounds like a less than subtle hint that your missus wants you to pay for her to have a boob job
      Doing the needful since 1827

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        #4
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #5
          Ask her have you lost weight ?

          She says either 'no' or 'yes a little.'

          say 'good cause now your tits look huge'


          you will be banned from the bed for a month.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
            That sounds like a less than subtle hint that your missus wants you to pay for her to have a boob job
            No chance of that. Her nick name is already Norma. Norma Snockers...

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              #7
              Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post
              Was chatting to the missus last night and she says that her friend had had a boob job for her 40th birthday. She then went on to tell me that she wants to keep it a secret and she says that I, quote, "shouldn't tell anyone".

              She has gone, I understand, from an 'A' to a 'D' size, but I'm not allowed to tell anyone!

              Can't wait til she come around the house next time, and I'll ask her "I'm sure there's something different about you....is it your hair...?"
              They are not French are they ?

              ask her

              'Avec vous le grande lait-dispensuers dans le dodgy siliconez?' ' mamselle'


              if she answers 'si monseiur' - dont suck em




              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #8
                Originally posted by KaiserWilly View Post
                Seen from here: a glaring sign of the decadence of the UK society and culture.
                WKWS+10
                one day at a time

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                  #9
                  My mate bought his Mrs a new pair for her 40th a few years ago. She 'road tested' them by shagging his business partner and taking 'her half' in a messy divorce. When you get into your forties, there is something to be said for having a Mrs with saggy tits
                  When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                    #10
                    Ask her are they PIP Implants?
                    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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