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    Hair Removal Cream

    Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml: Amazon.co.uk: Health & Beauty

    One of the reviews:

    Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

    (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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    I once mixed that stuff into a fellow student's shampoo as a practical joke. Poor lad, he thought he had alopecia.

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      #3
      Made I laugh this did, P.S. I do like dogs.

      Another Amazon Review.

      I have a black Labrador and got fed up of constantly vacuuming up his moulting fur. One tube was not enough to remove all of his fur (it took 3 tubes), but it certainly did its job alright! What I didn't consider is that every time I take him for a walk I have to apply sunscreen, on balance it wasn't a great idea. Although it did make his old chap look a lot bigger, I think the lady dogs were put off by the smell of Piz Buin.
      Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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        #4
        So is using hair removal cream better than using strips for a back, crack and sack?

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          #5
          Cheers for the giggle, Im.

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            #6
            Serious question, the older I get, the fuzzier my earlobes have become, do you reckon this stuff would do the trick or would it fck them up?

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              So is using hair removal cream better than using strips for a back, crack and sack?
              Not sure, I'm a bit wary about putting hair removal cream on sensitive / treasured areas, mainly since reading a tip about using Veet as an effective drain cleaner.

              Keep the hair, you're a man.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #8
                I use a beard trimmer / hair clipper. Much safer as long as you don't try and use bare blades on your scrotum. Always go with at least a number 1.
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Durbs View Post
                  Serious question, the older I get, the fuzzier my earlobes have become, do you reckon this stuff would do the trick or would it fck them up?
                  Nose / Ear trimmer or visit a Turkish barber, they burn the hair off with meths (poured on cotton wool, set on fire and dabbed quickly over the ears).
                  Anti-bedwetting advice

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Notascooby View Post
                    Turkish barber, they burn the hair off with meths
                    Really??? Never seen that!

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