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    Thought for the day

    Wife's cost is most obvious in divorce settlement...

    #2
    I booked spa hotel today for our 3rd wedding anniversary. Then told her I had a suprise gift. She asked "Is it a divorce?". I replied "I was not thinking of spending that much".

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      #3
      I've been married nearly 22 years.

      Married him because he was called Rich.

      Thinking about suing under the trade descriptions act.

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        I booked spa hotel today for our 3rd wedding anniversary. Then told her I had a suprise gift. She asked "Is it a divorce?". I replied "I was not thinking of spending that much".

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          #5
          Why is a divorce so expensive?









          Because it's worth it.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            Why is a divorce so expensive?









            Because it's worth it.

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              #7
              Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
              I've been married nearly 22 years.

              Married him because he was called Rich.

              Thinking about suing under the trade descriptions act.
              He said he married miss right. He just never knew your first name was always.

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                He said he married miss right. He just never knew your first name was always.
                Nah. He marred Miss McDonald. I've fed him them twice a week since (up till this year when we've been on our health kick)

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