Birds over 40 that.. NSFW

[nomadd]

..you'd do.

As someone of advanced years myself - over 40 - I find I'm constantly having to justify my age. Am I past it? Yes, probably. But then I try to think of women who are pretty much the same age as me who are still perfect do-able.

So I'll start with Elizabeth Hurley.

And... Well, I'm a bit stuck after that (probably as I don't watch much TV and cancelled my sub to Hello mag.)

So throw me some names here. Which women, over 40, are out there these days who are genuinely still do-able?

[MarillionFan]

..you'd do.

As someone of advanced years myself - over 40 - I find I'm constantly having to justify my age. Am I past it? Yes, probably. But then I try to think of women who are pretty much the same age as me who are still perfect do-able.

So I'll start with Elizabeth Hurley.

And... Well, I'm a bit stuck after that (probably as I don't watch much TV and cancelled my sub to Hello mag.)

So throw me some names here. Which women, over 40, are out there these days who are genuinely still do-able?

Your mum.

[TimberWolf]

I might have said Dannii Minogue, but think I'll pass given that that X-factor chap has been up there.

[nomadd]

Your mum.

I refer you to the previous 1,000,000 times when I pointed out that the knee-jerk reply of "Your mum/sister/girlfriend/grandma" stopped being funny - in about 1967. And that was before Al Gore created the Internet.

Please, try. For once. To be original.

EDIT: And funny.

[MarillionFan]

I refer you to the previous 1,000,000 times when I pointed out that the knee-jerk reply of "Your mum/sister/girlfriend/grandma" stopped being funny or clever in 1967. And that was before Al Gore created the Internet.

Please, try. For once. To be original.

Your daughter.

[doodab]

I nearly said ms doodab.

As MTT seems to have vanished I'll chip in with Monica Bellucci

[nomadd]

Your daughter.

Nope, that response still missed effort, originality and funny by a considerable margin.

Come on man, try. You're not at work now.

[amcdonald]

Marks out of ten I'd give Winona Ryder and Helena Bonham Carter one, but preferably together

[nomadd]

I nearly said ms doodab.

As MTT seems to have vanished I'll chip in with Monica Bellucci

Yep, still remember that, er, rear action, in Irréversible

[Old Greg]

I refer you to the previous 1,000,000 times when I pointed out that the knee-jerk reply of "Your mum/sister/girlfriend/grandma" stopped being funny - in about 1967. And that was before Al Gore created the Internet.

Please, try. For once. To be original.

EDIT: And funny.

No, that was pretty good. Nice contextualisation of a common theme.