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The "I could have told you that for nothing" award for scientific research goes to...
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Originally posted by Alf W View PostWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
once they have made their mind up, they just go for the poor bloke until he keels over and gives in!While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by Alf W View Post
Suicide rates are linked to the amount of country music played on the radio, winner, Medicine, 2004Ducks can be homosexual necrophiliacs too (winner, Biology, 2003)Why woodpeckers don’t get headaches – winner, Ornithology, 2006
What's more sad is they won nobel awards for that .....Comment
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Didn't someone get a research grant for studying the effects of alchol on students, and then paid students to go out and get drunk
Proving that students will get drunk if offered free alcohol, let alone paid to drink it...who'd have guessedDoing the needful since 1827Comment
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Originally posted by Alf W View PostComment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostHave they worked out what women use the internet for yet?
NEXT!Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostHave they worked out what women use the internet for yet?If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by wim121 View PostPointless research: top 10 Ig Nobel award winners for silly science - Telegraph
What's more sad is they won nobel awards for that .....Coffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by amcdonald View PostDidn't someone get a research grant for studying the effects of alchol on students, and then paid students to go out and get drunk
Proving that students will get drunk if offered free alcohol, let alone paid to drink it...who'd have guessedAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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