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What an absolute fricking idiot!

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    What an absolute fricking idiot!

    'Fidgety and bizarre' manner of banker with dating spreadsheet - Telegraph

    David Merkur, 28, listed details of 12 women he was meeting for dates including their first names, a score out of 10 for their appearance, and comments on their personalities, in a meticulously constructed computer document.

    Mr Merkur's unusual spreadsheet was colour coordinated, including different shades for women to "monitor closely" or "monitor casually".

    Bold type indicated that he should pursue the woman in question "Asap," and he also kept detailed records of the days he had corresponded by email and text message with each woman.
    I'm gobsmacked.


    Has he never heard of a relational database?



    #2
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    'Fidgety and bizarre' manner of banker with dating spreadsheet - Telegraph



    I'm gobsmacked.


    Has he never heard of a relational database?


    AtW has one of these which has a list of all of his sexual conquests. I think I have the link...

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    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      AtW has one of these which has a list of all of his sexual conquests. I think I have the link...

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      Presumably he had to pay for it?

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Has he never heard of a relational database?


        Is this another kissing cousins thread?

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