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    Parking fine.

    It was my own fault. I still want to punch the warden though.

    #2
    You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      It was my own fault. I still want to punch the warden though.
      Want to swap?

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        It was my own fault. I still want to punch the warden though.
        Go ahead, they deserve it. If you punch them hard enough and steal their ticket machine, the problem of the ticket disappears

        Earlier this year, someone beat up a traffic warden with his own ticketing machine, aw sweet justice


        What made me laugh a while back was another news article. One person got annoyed and chucked the traffic wardens scooter in to a skip. The traffic warden stood there for ages pleading for help as everyone laughed and walked on.

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          #5
          I understand you have to spend at least two years as a trafic warden to qualify to become an agent
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #6
            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            I understand you have to spend at least two years as a trafic warden to qualify to become an agent
            And 1 years as a prison guard in a high security jail...

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              #7
              Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
              Want to swap?
              I will punch your policeman. you punch my traffic warden.

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                I will punch your policeman. you punch my traffic warden.
                You've got form.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  You've got form.
                  I have never punched a policeman. The last person I punched was at a cuk meet up.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    I have never punched a policeman. The last person I punched was at a cuk meet up.
                    Ditto. But I glassed them as well.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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