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you want me dead, but who are you anyway?

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    you want me dead, but who are you anyway?

    Online anonymity: you want me dead, but who are you anyway? | Tinkebell | Comment is free | guardian.co.uk

    Since you want me dead I gotta know.

    #2
    When I broke the neck of my sick cat and then made a handbag of her skin, I honestly had no idea of what I had got myself into.
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #3
      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      Another comment I liked :-

      "You want me dead, but who are you anyway?"

      That's probably what your cat thought.

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        #4
        The book is the true work of art. The handbag is too much like "101 Uses for a Dead Cat".

        It's not as though the evil monsters would think twice about breaking our necks and using our skin for their handbags - if only they had opposable thumbs.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #5
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          It's not as though the evil monsters would think twice about breaking our necks and using our skin for their handbags - if only they had opposable thumbs.
          We have a cat - and you are wrong! They would like to hunt us down and eat us.

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            #6
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            The book is the true work of art. The handbag is too much like "101 Uses for a Dead Cat".

            It's not as though the evil monsters would think twice about breaking our necks and using our skin for their handbags - if only they had opposable thumbs.
            The don't need opposable thumbs they have mind control.
            Me, me, me...

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              #7
              I had several pet cats as a kid. I bet her handbag doesn't tulip over the garden, so that's one plus point to her.

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                We have a cat - and you are wrong! They would like to hunt us down and eat us.
                Yes - but after they've broken our necks and used our skins as handbags. Though they'd probably skin us before breaking our neck. You know how they like to play with their food.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #9
                  My cat pines for me and sulks for the 1st day I come back home.

                  The first four days I'm away she sits on the stairs facing the front door waiting for me for hours at a time, then by Friday she's got bored of that and prepares for a massive sulk for when I get home

                  Then later on tells me off for not fussing her enough, so just like women even feline women are mental!
                  Doing the needful since 1827

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
                    My cat pines for me and sulks for the 1st day I come back home.
                    It might help if you left food.

                    HTH

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