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ChimpMaster
25th April 2012, 06:44
In so early that none of the permies are here....what to do? :eyes

BrilloPad
25th April 2012, 06:45
In so early that none of the permies are here....what to do? :eyes

Loosen the nuts on some of the chairs? Put washing up liquid in the office kettle?

Diver
25th April 2012, 06:46
In so early that none of the permies are here....what to do? :eyes

re-adjust all of thier chairs
unplug everything you can
put salt in the sugar
make a little cut in all the teabags

:smokin

mudskipper
25th April 2012, 06:46
Loosen the nuts on some of the chairs? Put washing up liquid in the office kettle?

I like your style.

BrilloPad
25th April 2012, 06:48
unplug everything you can


Good Idea. Part of the green party manifesto.

Not sure if people would be grateful if you unplugged the fridge though!

Diver
25th April 2012, 06:54
Good Idea. Part of the green party manifesto.

Not sure if people would be grateful if you unplugged the fridge though!

I would say to block the toilets, but at the clients office in London yesterday, the urinals were out of service so building management marked them out of order so the men had to use the toilet cubicles.
Then building management (Regus) came around and locked the cubicles because of excessive water usage :winker:

We had to traips upstairs to the next offices toilets :ohwell

ChimpMaster
25th April 2012, 08:17
I would say to block the toilets, but at the clients office in London yesterday, the urinals were out of service so building management marked them out of order so the men had to use the toilet cubicles.
Then building management (Regus) came around and locked the cubicles because of excessive water usage :winker:

We had to traips upstairs to the next offices toilets :ohwell

In the old days you would have had to step outside. Just ask EO.

Diver
25th April 2012, 08:18
In the old days you would have had to step outside. Just ask EO.

Or at least open a window :D

alluvial
25th April 2012, 08:19
In the old days you would have had to step outside. Just ask EO.

In the very old days, you just peed in the corridor.

SimonMac
25th April 2012, 08:27
Laugh and smirk when you get to leave early and the permies have to stay till 5?

vetran
25th April 2012, 08:40
I would say to block the toilets, but at the clients office in London yesterday, the urinals were out of service so building management marked them out of order so the men had to use the toilet cubicles.
Then building management (Regus) came around and locked the cubicles because of excessive water usage :winker:

We had to traips upstairs to the next offices toilets :ohwell


Well at least they weren't taking the piss!
:igmc:

alluvial
25th April 2012, 08:42
Laugh and smirk when you get to leave early and the permies have to stay till 5?

But they'll still tut and make facetious cretinous comments about only working a half day.