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Well this is depressing, I'm the only one in the office!

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    Well this is depressing, I'm the only one in the office!

    In so early that none of the permies are here....what to do?

    #2
    Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
    In so early that none of the permies are here....what to do?
    Loosen the nuts on some of the chairs? Put washing up liquid in the office kettle?

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      #3
      Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
      In so early that none of the permies are here....what to do?
      re-adjust all of thier chairs
      unplug everything you can
      put salt in the sugar
      make a little cut in all the teabags

      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Loosen the nuts on some of the chairs? Put washing up liquid in the office kettle?
        I like your style.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          unplug everything you can
          Good Idea. Part of the green party manifesto.

          Not sure if people would be grateful if you unplugged the fridge though!

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Good Idea. Part of the green party manifesto.

            Not sure if people would be grateful if you unplugged the fridge though!
            I would say to block the toilets, but at the clients office in London yesterday, the urinals were out of service so building management marked them out of order so the men had to use the toilet cubicles.
            Then building management (Regus) came around and locked the cubicles because of excessive water usage

            We had to traips upstairs to the next offices toilets
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              #7
              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              I would say to block the toilets, but at the clients office in London yesterday, the urinals were out of service so building management marked them out of order so the men had to use the toilet cubicles.
              Then building management (Regus) came around and locked the cubicles because of excessive water usage

              We had to traips upstairs to the next offices toilets
              In the old days you would have had to step outside. Just ask EO.

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                #8
                Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
                In the old days you would have had to step outside. Just ask EO.
                Or at least open a window
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
                  In the old days you would have had to step outside. Just ask EO.
                  In the very old days, you just peed in the corridor.

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                    #10
                    Laugh and smirk when you get to leave early and the permies have to stay till 5?
                    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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