In so early that none of the permies are here....what to do?
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Well this is depressing, I'm the only one in the office!
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Originally posted by ChimpMaster View PostIn so early that none of the permies are here....what to do? -
Originally posted by ChimpMaster View PostIn so early that none of the permies are here....what to do?
unplug everything you can
put salt in the sugar
make a little cut in all the teabags
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostLoosen the nuts on some of the chairs? Put washing up liquid in the office kettle?Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View Postunplug everything you can
Not sure if people would be grateful if you unplugged the fridge though!Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostGood Idea. Part of the green party manifesto.
Not sure if people would be grateful if you unplugged the fridge though!
Then building management (Regus) came around and locked the cubicles because of excessive water usage
We had to traips upstairs to the next offices toiletsConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostI would say to block the toilets, but at the clients office in London yesterday, the urinals were out of service so building management marked them out of order so the men had to use the toilet cubicles.
Then building management (Regus) came around and locked the cubicles because of excessive water usage
We had to traips upstairs to the next offices toiletsComment
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Originally posted by ChimpMaster View PostIn the old days you would have had to step outside. Just ask EO.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by ChimpMaster View PostIn the old days you would have had to step outside. Just ask EO.Comment
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Laugh and smirk when you get to leave early and the permies have to stay till 5?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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