Why dont I get to have a g spot eh ?

[EternalOptimist]

How come women get to have a g spot and I dont ? why is that THEY get pretty little things in their nicks with 'wings' on and I have to stick a bit of bog roll down there ?
I thought all my kids were Egypytians till I realised they just had their hands out, and why is it always MY turn to put the bins out and get the shopping when its raining, and they get the chance to be a feminist , when do I get to be a masculinist


what do we want - a G SPOT
when do we want it - NOW
titties titties titties - OUT OUT OUT

[SimonMac]

How come women get to have a g spot and I dont ? why is that THEY get pretty little things in their nicks with 'wings' on and I have to stick a bit of bog roll down there ?
I thought all my kids were Egypytians till I realised they just had their hands out, and why is it always MY turn to put the bins out and get the shopping when its raining, and they get the chance to be a feminist , when do I get to be a masculinist


what do we want - a G SPOT
when do we want it - NOW
titties titties titties - OUT OUT OUT

Erm you grotesque moobs or the chesticles of the fine fillies of CUK?

[amcdonald]

Erm you do, but really don't want to go there

[ZuiderZee]

Is it cos you is NOT a twunt?

I bet <insert user of choice> has!

[EternalOptimist]

Erm you do, but really don't want to go there

oh no.

dont tell me it's

up...there

[d000hg]

1)you have a willy
2)why are you menstruating?

[mudskipper]

How come women get to have a g spot and I dont ? why is that THEY get pretty little things in their nicks with 'wings' on and I have to stick a bit of bog roll down there ?
I thought all my kids were Egypytians till I realised they just had their hands out, and why is it always MY turn to put the bins out and get the shopping when its raining, and they get the chance to be a feminist , when do I get to be a masculinist


what do we want - a G SPOT
when do we want it - NOW
titties titties titties - OUT OUT OUT

According to Cosmo, you have, but we have to shove our finger up your bum to find it.

[Zippy]

1)you have a willy
2)why are you menstruating?

What do you mean you f***ing f***er

[EternalOptimist]

What do you mean you f***ing f***er

phwoarrr , if I were twelve years younger

[Cliphead]

According to Cosmo, you have, but we have to shove our finger up your bum to find it.

The doc never told me that's what she was looking for last time she did that