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BrilloPad
26th April 2012, 10:07
Its that time of year again - everyone has to reapply for the right to post on cuk.

Please post your CV below and add what you can contribute to cuk. Admin will be along later with final selections.

Scoobos
26th April 2012, 10:14
Lefty liberal for everyone to vent anger at - aka Team Motivator

erm... on the bench a bit.....

Brillopad is my friend (apparantly)

Sands of Time
26th April 2012, 10:17
Do we have to supply two references?




Tone

BP is my friend too!

BrilloPad
26th April 2012, 10:19
Brillopad is my friend (apparantly)


BP is my friend too!

Looks like 2 contracts wont be getting renewed so far. You should try making friends with the mods or one of the cuk clique.

oscarose
26th April 2012, 10:24
You should try making friends with the mods or one of the cuk clique.

Who are ‘in’ the CUK clique?

:o

BrilloPad
26th April 2012, 10:26
Who are ‘in’ the CUK clique?

:o

I wish I knew. :mad

I have been trying to join for ages.

SimonMac
26th April 2012, 10:27
Purveyor of smut, occasional poster of witty one liners and losing captain of the boys team for this years Universally Challenged

Troll
26th April 2012, 10:32
Its that time of year again - everyone has to reapply for the right to post on cuk.

Please post your CV below and add what you can contribute to cuk. Admin will be along later with final selections.Do the sockies have to re-apply or will the owners application suffice?

oscarose
26th April 2012, 10:33
I was temporarily barred :o

chef
26th April 2012, 10:35
<Prince Philip mode>

You're all a bunch of ba$!ards.

... is that bad:confused:

</ pp mode>

chef
26th April 2012, 10:36
Do the sockies have to re-apply or will the owners application suffice?

no AtW's app for you will be fine.

Moscow Mule
26th April 2012, 10:45
Is it time to roll out the "I wouldn't want to be a member of any forum that would have me" quote again?

eek
26th April 2012, 10:55
Have you seen the length of this years form. I can't be arsed to fill it in and it makes good toilet paper

BrilloPad
26th April 2012, 10:56
Have you seen the length of this years form. I can't be arsed to fill it in and it makes good toilet paper

Fair comment. The form last year was alot shorter. But look at those who got through the net last year.

<makes note - next year impregnate paper with chilli>

MarillionFan
26th April 2012, 11:09
I have a debenture.

SimonMac
26th April 2012, 11:11
I'm a debutante.

FTFY

TestMangler
26th April 2012, 11:28
I have a denture.

FTFY

SupremeSpod
26th April 2012, 11:29
I make you lot look normal!

Pondlife
26th April 2012, 11:43
No way!

Last year I applied for the role of MarillionFan. I even bought a T-Shirt with a fish on it. :emb

Admin said that because my parents were married when I was born I was ineligible.

MarillionFan
26th April 2012, 11:48
No way!

Last year I applied for the role of MarillionFan. I even bought a T-Shirt with a fish on it. :emb

Admin said that because my parents were married when I was born I was ineligible.

You never knew your parents, you were hatched from a small egg with your 2000 siblings.

BrilloPad
26th April 2012, 11:48
No way!

Last year I applied for the role of MarillionFan.

Someone applied to be MF. :laugh

Though I applied to be one of the single posters on the board. I was told I was not happy enough.

Bacchus
26th April 2012, 12:00
Its that time of year again - everyone has to reapply for the right to post on cuk.

Please post your CV below and add what you can contribute to cuk. Admin will be along later with final selections.

I can circumvent the swear filter...

arse, poo, bum, shit... I mean tulip, tulip

nomadd
26th April 2012, 12:02
Its that time of year again - everyone has to reapply for the right to post on cuk.

Please post your CV below and add what you can contribute to cuk. Admin will be along later with final selections.

Not me. I never work for the same client twice. :D

EDIT: "and add what you can contribute to cuk"

Plenty cheapness!

petergriffin
26th April 2012, 23:22
I have a history of contributing fear, uncertainty and doubt. For a fee I could add intimidation, threats and bullying.

AtW
26th April 2012, 23:24
Do the sockies have to re-apply or will the owners application suffice?

No as long as you list them as your dependants.

HTH

Diver
27th April 2012, 00:22
Hmm! I re-apply every year as;
el duder - No Joy, still banned, and forgotten my password anyway
Sasguru -allowed intermittant rude and nonsensical posting only:frown

Diver - only allowed if I take long breaks so that my magnificence doesn't dazzle and belittle the other posters
Please admin, may I continue to enlighten the ill behaved sick twisted misbegotten wayward lost souls that inhabit this dark and dreary realm?

:rolleyes:

ctdctd
27th April 2012, 05:34
Well, as a contractor

CV = great match for whatever the role is.

Do I get in?

BrilloPad
27th April 2012, 06:05
Is no-one going to scrape and bow to admin? I was expecting that from at least MF....

Old Greg
27th April 2012, 06:33
We need a strong applicant for Chief Cretin or Admin will have another crying fit if she gets the post again.

BrilloPad
27th April 2012, 06:36
We need a strong applicant for Chief Cretin or Admin will have another crying fit if she gets the post again.

Only once the position of chief guinea pig has been resolved.

SupremeSpod
27th April 2012, 06:40
Only once the position of chief guinea pig has been resolved.

Position? Bent over the desk, obviously!

Diver
27th April 2012, 07:38
Is no-one going to scrape and bow to admin? I was expecting that from at least MF....

He's bending over backwards to please them

They got bored with shafting him the other way :laugh

SimonMac
27th April 2012, 09:16
Only once the position of chief guinea pig has been resolved.

I thought the position was between to bits of bread accompanied by a nice side salad

Old Greg
27th April 2012, 09:20
I thought the position was between to bits of bread accompanied by a nice side salad

Get him, lads.

BrilloPad
27th April 2012, 09:21
Get him, lads.

just as soon as I have finished this bit of carrot.

SimonMac
27th April 2012, 09:21
Get him, lads.

Vive La Revolution!

Pogle
27th April 2012, 09:27
Only once the position of chief guinea pig has been resolved.

Ahem.... :wave:

TestMangler
27th April 2012, 09:30
i have circumvented the swear filter to post the word 'c**t' more times than anyone in CUK history.

That makes me special :smokin

Old Greg
27th April 2012, 09:31
Ahem.... :wave:

We snuffle before you oh fluffy one. Accept the gift of our choicest carrots, unworthy as they are.

Diver
27th April 2012, 09:33
i have circumvented the swear filter to post the word 'c**t' more times than anyone in CUK history.

That makes me special :smokin

I remember your parents once saying in your defense "No he's not, he's just special" :rolleyes:

SupremeSpod
27th April 2012, 09:35
I remember your parents once saying in your defense "No he's not, he's just special" :rolleyes:

I remember your parents once saying in your defence "No he's not, he's just Welsh" :rolleyes:

:spel

Pogle
27th April 2012, 09:36
We snuffle before you oh fluffy one. Accept the gift of our choicest carrots, unworthy as they are.

Wot, no sweetcorn :D

Diver
27th April 2012, 09:36
I remember your parents once saying in your defence "No he's not, he's just Welsh" :rolleyes:

:spel

It's true :cry2:

BrilloPad
27th April 2012, 09:37
Ahem.... :wave:

You have to reapply. Where is your CV?

I have to warn you there have been quite a few contenders for this coverted spot. Though atw was rejected when he tried to convince admin that his squirrel costume was a guinea pig costume.

Old Greg
27th April 2012, 09:37
I remember your parents once saying in your defense "No he's not, he's just special" :rolleyes:

They were probably just panicking because MF had breached his parole terms.

Old Greg
27th April 2012, 09:40
Wot, no sweetcorn :D

Aaaaggh! Out of season veg is demanded. Quick my compadres, quick!

BrilloPad
27th April 2012, 09:41
You have to reapply. Where is your CV?

I have to warn you there have been quite a few contenders for this coverted spot. Though atw was rejected when he tried to convince admin that his squirrel costume was a guinea pig costume.

And dont let OLd Greg's fawning fool you. His was the first CV submitted.

SimonMac
27th April 2012, 09:45
Wot, no sweetcorn :D

Hmmm, Corn Fed roasted Guinea Pig #OmNomNom

Old Greg
27th April 2012, 09:48
And dont let OLd Greg's fawning fool you. His was the first CV submitted.

Not in front of the boss.

Pogle
27th April 2012, 10:16
Hmmm, Corn Fed roasted Guinea Pig #OmNomNom

:spank:

stevejohnson
30th April 2012, 20:39
Its that time of year again - everyone has to reapply for the right to post on cuk.

Please post your CV below and add what you can contribute to cuk. Admin will be along later with final selections.

supporting people working for themselves and helping people waking up to the reality that evades them.

Halo Jones
1st May 2012, 06:56
I make you lot look normal!

Hmmm not sure if that says more about them than you?