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    Repping for whores

    Have a new sales job, so.

    I have Janet at Kings Cross for £50 O, £100 A, recommended best whore in London 1987 and Paula at Waterloo, £100 all in.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    How much for NLadyUK?

    Is cuk now competing with punternet?

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      #3
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      6. No advertising or marketing of any kind, including non-profit organisations, not even subtle stuff, ever. Please use your company name as a user name to identify yourself when offering unbiased, expert advice only. We will not accept any "hard sell" on your services or products within posts or touting for business via private message (PM). No URLs, contact details or sales spiel on sigs either.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
        No URLs, contact details or sales spiel on sigs either.
        "Your advert could be here! For the low price of £1200 we are offering a unique opportunity to save yourself a fortune in NI contributions."

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          #5
          All receipts say 'Greggs Ltd'
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            "Your advert could be here! For the low price of £1200 we are offering a unique opportunity to save yourself a fortune in NI contributions."

            Are you upset because he undercut your offer of £1500?

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Are you upset because he undercut your offer of £1500?
              I think it's because the headline 'Sexy Russian virgin to sell virginity for £1500' didn't have many takers once they realised who it was.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                All receipts say 'Greggs Ltd'
                And refund cheques will be sent from the real company name "Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club"?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  I think it's because the headline 'Sexy Russian virgin to sell virginity for £1500' didn't have many takers once they realised they would be wearing a squirrel costume.
                  FTFY

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