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    Im lucky to be alive. probbly

    The missus was made up yesterday. she saved three quid in tescos
    she said 'I got you two twelve packs of fozzies for a tenner each, but then I saw a 24 pack for 17 quid'

    great. stick the box in the fridge woman.

    Last night I noticed one of the cans had white stuff all over the top, so we washed it off and put it to one side.

    I spent most of this afternoon on the bog, I could have sh!t through the eye of a needle.

    So I just went to get a can and I noticed a green mark on me knuckle, like dye almost. So I hoiks the box out of the fridge and there is a quarter of an inch of fungus growing along the inside top of the box



    luckily the missus is a top nurse in the Florence Nightingale league, so she comforted me with
    'stop whingeing and pour me a southern comfort'



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    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    The missus was made up yesterday. she saved three quid in tescos
    she said 'I got you two twelve packs of fozzies for a tenner each, but then I saw a 24 pack for 17 quid'

    great. stick the box in the fridge woman.

    Last night I noticed one of the cans had white stuff all over the top, so we washed it off and put it to one side.

    I spent most of this afternoon on the bog, I could have sh!t through the eye of a needle.

    So I just went to get a can and I noticed a green mark on me knuckle, like dye almost. So I hoiks the box out of the fridge and there is a quarter of an inch of fungus growing along the inside top of the box



    luckily the missus is a top nurse in the Florence Nightingale league, so she comforted me with
    'stop whingeing and pour me a southern comfort'



    Get her back to Tesco for a fresh lot of Fosters, you need fluids!

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      #3
      You dont need a nurse - you need a lawyer!

      where there is blame there is a claim.

      For a start, while on the boig you could not post on cuk so that must be worth thousands in compensation for lost pleasure.

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        You dont need a nurse - you need a lawyer!

        where there is blame there is a claim.

        For a start, while on the boig you could not post on cuk so that must be worth thousands in compensation for lost pleasure.
        Yeah but nothing can beat having a good crap.

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          #5
          Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
          Yeah but nothing can beat having a good crap.
          colonic irrigation.....

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            #6
            That's right put me off my croissant!
            ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              Last night I noticed one of the cans had white stuff all over the top, so we washed it off and put it to one side.

              I spent most of this afternoon on the bog, I could have sh!t through the eye of a needle.

              So I just went to get a can and I noticed a green mark on me knuckle, like dye almost. So I hoiks the box out of the fridge and there is a quarter of an inch of fungus growing along the inside top of the box
              Originally posted by Wikipedia
              one day his father drank a "bad" can of beer (according to the boy, there was a gray sludge substance that most likely contained some sort of mutagen) and since has been slowly transforming into an inhuman blob
              Gray Matter by Stephen King - Wikipedia
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Sounds like you had a lucky escape.

                I would consider moving onto Carling and giving the fossies a miss from now on

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                  #9
                  Contact the ambulance chasers now:

                  BBC News - KFC must pay $8.3m to poisoned girl in Australia

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                    #10
                    Here is someone who might want a photo of them :-

                    Rotten food landscapes by Heikki Leis - Telegraph

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