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RyanWilkins@GCS
27th April 2012, 09:18
I'm only teasing. Welcome.

And mind the rules for posting in the professional board.

I'll be sure to abide by the rules, us recruitment agents are an honest bunch

BrilloPad
27th April 2012, 09:19
Hi Ryan :wave:

Can you bleed a radiator?

northernladuk
27th April 2012, 09:19
I'll be sure to abide by the rules, us recruitment agents are an honest bunch

Am getting bored of this drivel already.

SimonMac
27th April 2012, 09:24
Hi Ryan :wave:

Can you bleed a radiator?

KUATB (http://forums.contractoruk.com/business-contracts/78123-job-opportunity-bournemouth-2.html#post1534303)

SimonMac
27th April 2012, 09:25
MODS: Can this be moved to Welcome as the job thing was not approved and so we are not bound by the rules of professional forums?

Old Greg
27th April 2012, 09:28
MODS: Can this be moved to Welcome as the job thing was not approved and so we are not bound by the rules of professional forums?

We could just tell the **** to **** himself.

northernladuk
27th April 2012, 09:29
MODS: Can this be moved to Welcome as the job thing was not approved and so we are not bound by the rules of professional forums?

General would be better :devil

RyanWilkins@GCS
27th April 2012, 09:33
Am getting bored of this drivel already.

I can see you like me :laugh

Old Greg
27th April 2012, 09:33
General would be better :devil

Light Relief is best. We could leave him bleeding for days before anyone found him.

northernladuk
27th April 2012, 09:38
I can see you like me :laugh

Maybe at first but the constant pap to just advertise yourself has worn thin.

RyanWilkins@GCS
27th April 2012, 09:38
Maybe at first but the constant pap to just advertise yourself has worn thin.

To be honest, I was saying it tongue in cheek. but meh.

Old Greg
27th April 2012, 09:45
Maybe at first but the constant pap to just advertise yourself has worn thin.

Why he'd advertise as Glasgow Coma Scale is beyond me. I'd give him a verbal score of 2: Makes incomprehensible sounds.

Glasgow Coma Scale - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_Coma_Scale#section_1)

nomadd
27th April 2012, 09:47
To be honest, I was saying it tongue in cheek. but meh.

For gods sake, man, stop that bloody flashing "Beware - I am a pimp" of yours. It's very, very fooking annoying - hence why no-one else does it.

Old Greg
27th April 2012, 09:51
For gods sake, man, stop that bloody flashing "Beware - I am a pimp" of yours. It's very, very fooking annoying - hence why no-one else does it.

Maybe he's just very very fooking annoying.

nomadd
27th April 2012, 09:59
Maybe he's just very very fooking annoying.

Well, based on his one thread so far, he does seem to be trying. :D

I'm beginning to suspect a DA or TAV sockie. :bluelight

BrilloPad
27th April 2012, 10:02
I am 23 years old, dashing looks, washboard stomach and always modest.

Hope this helps,

Ryan

Then MF will be interested in you.

northernladyuk
27th April 2012, 10:09
Then MF will be interested in you.

That's a bit aspirational for him. I thought he was more into overweight men around the age of 50.

SimonMac
27th April 2012, 10:11
Well, based on his one thread so far, he does seem to be trying. :D

I'm beginning to suspect a DA or TAV sockie. :bluelight

Well seeing as DA can't even post without giving us his full name, address and credit card number I think he will struggle with a Sockie

BrilloPad
27th April 2012, 10:11
That's a bit aspirational for him. I thought he was more into overweight men around the age of 50 with their bits cut off.

Sounds like you.

SupremeSpod
27th April 2012, 10:13
I don't know why he bothered posting the name of the company he works for, he won't be there for long.

A couple of months of missed targets and the door will be slapping him on the arse.

TestMangler
27th April 2012, 10:14
That's a bit aspirational for him. I thought he was more into overweight men around the age of 50.

And what is wrong with overweight men around the age of 50 exactly ?

I'm one already and you probably will be soon :laugh

northernladyuk
27th April 2012, 10:15
Sounds like you.

I can be whatever you want love.

MarillionFan
27th April 2012, 10:19
I can be whatever you want love.

On other sites, a 16 years old Justin Bieber look alike no doubt.:bluelight:bluelight:bluelight

MarillionFan
27th April 2012, 10:20
Assistant hairdresser. :rollin:

northernladyuk
27th April 2012, 10:27
On other sites, a 16 years old Justin Bieber look alike no doubt.:bluelight:bluelight:bluelight

On your special site, yes.

BrilloPad
27th April 2012, 10:28
I can be whatever you want love.

Can you be a body double for Bagpuss's photo to go on his dating page?

northernladyuk
27th April 2012, 10:36
Can you be a body double for Bagpuss's photo to go on his dating page?

The old man broke my prophetic and it's not covered by guarantee because of excessive wear and tear. So he'll sub on this one. You'll need a zoom lens.

amcdonald
27th April 2012, 10:38
I'll be sure to abide by the rules, us recruitment agents are an honest bunch

So honestly, have you ever licked a chutney spoon and put it back ?

SupremeSpod
27th April 2012, 10:39
Can you be a body double for Bagpuss's photo to go on his dating page?

Any useless old fat c**t will do, MF is on the bench, give him a call!

BrilloPad
27th April 2012, 10:40
Ryan must be a top egg. He has one friend on here already.

norrahe
27th April 2012, 11:38
Well, based on his one thread so far, he does seem to be trying. :D

I'm beginning to suspect a DA or TAV sockie. :bluelight

Nope check linkedin.

I also think I've received a few useless gig e-mails from him regarding gigs where they really have nothing to do with my skill set. :eyes

BrilloPad
27th April 2012, 11:41
Nope check linkedin.

I also think I've received a few useless gig e-mails from him regarding gigs where they really have nothing to do with my skill set. :eyes


I work with a number of large organisations and make sure that i don't just ''pimp'' out contractors, rather be upfront and honest (something unheard of in my role) and build a relationship with both my clients and contractors.


:eyes

Old Greg
27th April 2012, 11:43
Nope check linkedin.

I also think I've received a few useless gig e-mails from him regarding gigs where they really have nothing to do with my skill set. :eyes

I'm only posting this to make sure none of you send these details onto spammers. I know what you're like.

Networks Engineer job - Berkshire - April-26-2012 (Cx87y) (http://www.jobserve.com/gb/en/search-jobs-in-Berkshire,-United-Kingdom/NETWORKS-ENGINEER-C57E829BC213F62B/?src=66AA8B16277BA74AC9)

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Lockhouse
27th April 2012, 12:09
I can see you like me :laugh

Yes but do you like films about gladiators?

DodgyAgent
27th April 2012, 12:14
I'll be sure to abide by the rules, us recruitment agents are an honest bunch

I take it you are new to the industry, and I trust that pretty soon you will be new to another industry.

BrilloPad
27th April 2012, 12:16
I take it you are new to the industry, and I trust that pretty soon you will be new to another industry.

Surely they are all not like you?

Actually, you are probably right.

MarillionFan
27th April 2012, 12:16
I take it you are new to the industry, and I trust that pretty soon you will be new to another industry.

NVQ in hairdressing to recruitment agent. That just goes to prove that we were wrong & you do need qualifications to become an agent.:laugh

Lockhouse
27th April 2012, 12:16
I take it you are new to the industry, and I trust that pretty soon you will be new to another industry.

Fight!!!:ladybags:

DodgyAgent
27th April 2012, 12:20
Fight!!!:ladybags:

If his boss sees him on here he will not be long for this world

BrilloPad
27th April 2012, 12:20
Fight!!!:ladybags:

Dodgy must be odds on favourite?

nomadd
27th April 2012, 12:40
I also think I've received a few useless gig e-mails from him regarding gigs where they really have nothing to do with my skill set. :eyes

Well, at least that proves he is an agent. :D

SupremeSpod
27th April 2012, 12:44
Dodgy must be odds on favourite?

He's got the weight advantage and knows how to fight dirty/pull hair/pinch!

Zippy
27th April 2012, 12:51
I'll have a fiver on the Boy Wilkins (less Dodgy's 20%)

DodgyAgent
27th April 2012, 13:03
He's got the weight advantage and knows how to fight dirty/pull hair/pinch!

And I've got a bigger handbag

SimonMac
27th April 2012, 13:05
I take it you are new to the industry, and I trust that pretty soon you will be new to another industry.

Where do you go from being an agent? Is there much opportunity for dead animal molesters?

BrilloPad
27th April 2012, 13:20
Where do you go from being an agent? Is there much opportunity for dead animal molesters?

HGV driver. JUst dont fail the test.

MrMark
27th April 2012, 13:37
Well, at least that proves he is an agent. :D

:laugh