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SimonMac
27th April 2012, 11:04
Last Friday of the month is dress down day and buffet for charidee, rules are first trip to the buffet is free then all subsequent ones require a donation, so the permies are walking away with two or the plates crammed high so they don't have to go back for seconds, I roll up throw a £20 in the pot grab a scotch egg and leave to the sounds of tuts and muttering under their breath.

Feel like death so not overly hungry, but this months charity is one that hold poignant emotions with me so would have stuck a few quid in their even if I had eaten everything in site.

Scoobos
27th April 2012, 11:04
Kudos man!

oscarose
27th April 2012, 11:06
:o

SimonMac
27th April 2012, 11:06
:spel :eyes

**** you pedant off I am dying here!

Diver
27th April 2012, 11:08
Last Friday of the month is dress down day and buffet for charidee, rules are first trip to the buffet is free then all subsequent ones require a donation, so the permies are walking away with two or the plates crammed high so they don't have to go back for seconds, I roll up throw a £20 in the pot grab a scotch egg and leave to the sounds of tuts and muttering under their breath.

Feel like death so not overly hungry, but this months charity is one that hold poignant emotions with me so would have stuck a few quid in their even if I had eaten everything in site.

Last Movember (google it). because I already had a mustache (and beard) and didn't want to shave it off. I threw £215 + some change into the donation pot.

I'm a permie and that's nearly a whole days take home pay :smokin

doomage
27th April 2012, 11:09
**** you pedant off I am dying here!

Is the thread title supposed to be how to piss off permies? Or how to piss on permies?

MarillionFan
27th April 2012, 11:13
Dress down Friday here as well. £2 donation if you come in casual clothes. So I've made sure I'm in full suit, shirt & tie. F**king spongers.

Diver
27th April 2012, 11:17
Dress down Friday here as well. £2 donation if you come in casual clothes. So I've made sure I'm in full suit, shirt & tie. F**king spongers.

:laugh

SimonMac
27th April 2012, 11:17
Dress down Friday here as well. £2 donation if you come in casual clothes. So I've made sure I'm in full suit, shirt & tie. F**king spongers.

Well I assume you are going to have a fair few dress down days when you are benched!

BrilloPad
27th April 2012, 11:20
Feel like death

Were you round at EO's for a beer last night?

EternalOptimist
27th April 2012, 11:26
Were you round at EO's for a beer last night?

dont, its not funny.

today I am f@rting like the trumpet section of the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra



:rolleyes:

Diver
27th April 2012, 11:27
dont, its not funny.

today I am f@rting like the trumpet section of the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra



:rolleyes:

Have you tried soaking your head in a bucket of water?

Apparently keeping it completely submerged for about 20 minutes helps :smokin

EternalOptimist
27th April 2012, 11:29
Have you tried soaking your head in a bucket of water?

Apparently keeping it completely submerged for about 20 minutes helps :smokin

right, thanks for that

Diver
27th April 2012, 11:30
right, thanks for that

Not a problem :D

Go and buy some Rinitidine you tightwad :laugh

Old Greg
27th April 2012, 11:36
**** you pedant off i am dying here!

How are you feeling now? Any better?

Old Greg
27th April 2012, 11:37
Dress down Friday here as well. £2 donation if you come in casual clothes. So I've made sure I'm in full suit, shirt & tie. F**king spongers.

Make sure you collect your £2 from the donations.

BrilloPad
27th April 2012, 11:37
dont, its not funny.

today I am f@rting like Zeity after lentils


:rolleyes:

FTFY