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BrilloPad
1st May 2012, 08:08
Advice needed please

Please note I will shall only take the advice I want to hear and disregard the rest. So feel free to give me any advice you think is suitable.

Thanks in advance.

Troll
1st May 2012, 08:16
You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot make it drink

HTH

scooby
1st May 2012, 08:23
Dont bite the nail of the finger you have scratched your bum crack with.

HTH

Halo Jones
1st May 2012, 08:39
never bet on a 3 legged horse

MarillionFan
1st May 2012, 08:40
Never tulip on your own doorstep, unless you're getting divorced and she's getting the house.

MarillionFan
1st May 2012, 08:43
Never a lender or borrower be. Well no, never be a borrower, always a lender, especially if it's 4000 APR and you've got the borrower by the short & curlies.

norrahe
1st May 2012, 08:55
Never judge a book by its cover.

norrahe
1st May 2012, 08:55
Look before you leap.

MarillionFan
1st May 2012, 08:56
Never judge a book by its cover.

Unless it says Dummys Guide.

MarillionFan
1st May 2012, 08:57
Look before you leap.

Unless you're David Blunkett.

TheBigD
1st May 2012, 09:11
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Alias
1st May 2012, 09:15
Its not going to kill you or make you pregnant so why worry?

oscarose
1st May 2012, 09:25
Any port in a storm

:o

Clare@InTouch
1st May 2012, 09:26
Don't eat yellow snow :smile

Doggy Styles
1st May 2012, 09:27
Eat bread

Pondlife
1st May 2012, 09:28
Is this in any way linked to your getting laid thread?

JFDI :D

Doggy Styles
1st May 2012, 09:28
Drink beer

SimonMac
1st May 2012, 09:35
Never eat yellow snow

TestMangler
1st May 2012, 09:37
Any hole is a goal !!

doomage
1st May 2012, 09:38
Don't vote Labour

Troll
1st May 2012, 10:06
Never change horses in the middle of a stream

Alias
1st May 2012, 10:13
Problem exists between chair and keyboard

Troll
1st May 2012, 10:14
Haste Makes Waste

Alias
1st May 2012, 10:16
Have you tried doing a search (or looking at the guides to the right) first before posting?

MarillionFan
1st May 2012, 10:16
Never leave any fingerprints or DNA when you pop out at night. Always carry some wet wipes.

hyperD
1st May 2012, 10:21
Never chop a load of naga chillies then immediately go for a piss.

SimonMac
1st May 2012, 10:22
Where ever possible try for the tight brown rather than potting the easy pink

Troll
1st May 2012, 10:23
You can take a Scot to the pub, but ye cannae make him buy a round

Troll
1st May 2012, 10:24
Never bite the hand that feeds you

Support Monkey
1st May 2012, 10:24
you can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead

Troll
1st May 2012, 10:26
don't carry coals to Newcastle

AtW
1st May 2012, 10:30
Don't judge CUK by its posters in General.

HTH

EternalOptimist
1st May 2012, 10:35
If at first
you dont succeed
try the boot
an' then the heid

EternalOptimist
1st May 2012, 10:37
nick nacky nick nack
nick nacky noo
nick nacky nick nack
thank you

SimonMac
1st May 2012, 10:38
The t'internet is not real!

Sysman
1st May 2012, 10:47
If at first you don't succeed...


































... pack it in for the day and try tomorrow.

Support Monkey
1st May 2012, 10:49
If at first you don't succeed

So much for skydiving

Alias
1st May 2012, 10:56
if its yellow, let it mellow; if its brown, flush it down

Support Monkey
1st May 2012, 11:25
Never look a gift horse in the mouth

or: Always look a gift horse in the mouth as it may need expensive dentistry that could bankrupt you

EternalOptimist
1st May 2012, 11:29
.....thats no moon......

doomage
1st May 2012, 11:37
Blame Canada

quackhandle
1st May 2012, 11:45
If at first you don't succeed are you sure your cut out for contracting?

Don't put your coloureds in with your whites.*

*This is not a sociopolitical statement on UK race relations. It's about washing. :glasses

qh

Troll
1st May 2012, 11:51
Don't hide your light under a bushell

pmeswani
1st May 2012, 12:08
Never listen to AndyW, MF or ATW. (The last 2 are at your discretion. :laugh)

pmeswani
1st May 2012, 12:10
Don't light a ciggie whilst on the toilet. :smokin

Sysman
1st May 2012, 12:15
Beware Geeks bearing GIFs.

SimonMac
1st May 2012, 13:27
Never give rep wholly in the hope that its returned

Doggy Styles
1st May 2012, 13:32
Keep your bottom clean

kaiser78
2nd May 2012, 07:44
If you dial a wrong number it is never engaged...

SimonMac
2nd May 2012, 08:21
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9125175/keep-calm.jpg

MarillionFan
2nd May 2012, 08:30
If at first you don't succeed, blame the wife.

Troll
2nd May 2012, 08:43
The only good Kraut, is a dead Kraut

ThomasSoerensen
2nd May 2012, 08:49
It if flies, floats or ****s - then renting is better than buying.

BrilloPad
24th May 2012, 11:45
Sorry I completely forgot.

What was the question?

SimonMac
27th May 2012, 20:41
If life hands you lemon's, take them, free stuff is great!

mudskipper
27th May 2012, 20:46
You're damned if you do. You're damned if you don't.

Cliphead
27th May 2012, 21:13
If I can't eat it, drink it, fly it, fck it or pluck it I'm not interested.

Diver
27th May 2012, 22:05
I looked at the thread heading and thought "Who'd be daft enough to ask for advice in General?"

an I thought "Brillo"

and I was right :laugh

nomadd
27th May 2012, 22:15
Advice needed please.

Never take advice.

Diver
27th May 2012, 23:05
Never take advice.

I refuse to take that advice as I never take advice except from AndyW's mum.

SimonMac
27th May 2012, 23:21
If it has tits or tyres its gonna cause you problems in the end

vetran
28th May 2012, 09:19
A swallow may not make a summer, but it will make your night.

If it floats, you eat enough oats.

DaveB
28th May 2012, 10:23
Pillage first, then burn.

alluvial
28th May 2012, 11:05
We're all doomed!

SimonMac
28th May 2012, 13:12
If the shoe fits, buy the other one

DaveB
28th May 2012, 13:20
There is no such thing as "too much firepower".

BrilloPad
28th May 2012, 19:23
I looked at the thread heading and thought "Who'd be daft enough to ask for advice in General?"

an I thought "Brillo"

and I was right :laugh

I wqas waiting for your response - then was going to do the opposite! :laugh

EternalOptimist
28th May 2012, 19:38
if you have a pink sausage in your hand - give it to the missus
if your sausage is pink in the middle - do the same

DaveB
29th May 2012, 08:42
Anything can be airdropped at least once.

petergriffin
29th May 2012, 09:38
Don't trust what people say. Do what you really want. Trust me!

OwlHoot
29th May 2012, 09:59
There is no such thing as "too much firepower".

unless you're robbing bullion and have to blow the back doors off a van

Diver
29th May 2012, 10:11
A little knowledge is dangerous