Southerners and water

[Alf W]

Look, you lot down South, can you please learn to manage your water better. One minute you're bleating about hosepipe bans, the next it's floods. Can you get a grip?

Take a lesson from us up in the North WesT where we get loads of it, collect it up, poo in it and then send it to Liverpool.

[AtW]

You are confusing Act of God with the good people of South England.

[Paddy]

There is no water shortage in the south. It is a scam from the water companies in order to put charges up.

[BrilloPad]

We will buy it off you cos we've got loadsamoney.

[Clare@InTouch]

My half flooded garden path would argue there's no water shortage on the South Coast. Although, it's sunny here today so no doubt we'll be in a drought by this afternoon!

I blame the Northerners

[gingerjedi]

If Northerners have so much friggin water why aren't they using power showers instead of taking turns in a fireside tin bath??

[EternalOptimist]

If Northerners have so much friggin water why aren't they using power showers instead of taking turns in a fireside tin bath??

tin bath is full o coal, tha daft sod

[Zippy]

My half flooded garden path would argue there's no water shortage on the South Coast. Although, it's sunny here today so no doubt we'll be in a drought by this afternoon!

I blame the Northerners

The problem is all their excess water is running downhill and flooding you out. Suggest you pop it in an envelope (no stamp) and send it back.

[MarillionFan]

If Northerners have so much friggin water why aren't they using power showers instead of taking turns in a fireside tin bath??

WHS

Can't the government invent a job that consists of pushing up water up a hill and then putting all of those jobs in the North....

[AtW]

Use canals to transport water to south...