Where do I learn the art of bullsh1tt1ng?

[Francko]

Let's face it, the more years I work and the more I realise that all the skills are completely useless. And in many case not only useless but counterproductive indeed. So many times knowledge proved to be a burden rather than a help.

So how do I go learning about bullsh1tt1ng? Is there a course of study somewhere?

[PRC1964]

Try here http://www.labour.or.uk/home

[MrsGoof]

start here

[Pondlife]

So how do I go learning about bullsh1tt1ng? Is there a course of study somewhere?

Join a big consultancy's graduate fast track scheme.

[privateeye]

Let's face it, the more years I work and the more I realise that all the skills are completely useless. And in many case not only useless but counterproductive indeed. So many times knowledge proved to be a burden rather than a help.

So how do I go learning about bullsh1tt1ng? Is there a course of study somewhere?

S3 Graduates Training Programme

[Xenophon]

Try here

[The Lone Gunman]

First you must walk the length of this rice paper.
You must speak with authority on a subject you know nothing about as you pass.
When you reach the end you must inquire of your audience if they have understood.
When there is no trace of doubt on their faces then you are ready to leave.

[Xenophon]

First you must walk the length of this rice paper.
You must speak with authority on a subject you know nothing about as you pass.
When you reach the end you must inquire of your audience if they have understood.
When there is no trace of doubt on their faces then you are ready to leave.

Thank you, Gwasshopper.

Note to Fleetwood: I spelled it like that on purpose.

[The Lone Gunman]

Thank you, Gwasshopper.

Note to Fleetwood: I spelled it like that on purpose.

Point of order: Grasshoper was the student! Name the master?

[Xenophon]

Point of order: Grasshoper was the student! Name the master?

Good point - you are quite right! No idea who the master was and am not going to cheat and Google for it...