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Wimmin are a funny lot...

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    Wimmin are a funny lot...

    New bird.

    Fit - in more ways than one.

    Always trying to 'test' me.

    I find it quite amusing - I had to laugh when she had a hissy fit when I informed her that I wouldn't let her in my flat if she was late...

    She complained that she was NEVER late - I said, well why worry then?

    That seemed to increase her 'hissyness'...

    I think I treat my relationships like my contracts...

    Easily available, interesting when I start, boring after a few months - not fussed if there's an extension! But ultimately rewarding...


    Tone
    Last edited by Sands of Time; 6 May 2012, 18:46.

    #2
    Same bird who believed in luck, fate and something else ?
    Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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      #3
      Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
      Same bird who believed in luck, fate and something else ?

      That's the bird.


      Tone

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        #4
        Originally posted by Sands of Time View Post
        That's the bird.


        Tone

        Time to dump her then. Do it the contractors way. No notice period, just put all her stuff in a bin bag and put it outside and let know by text message.
        Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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          #5
          Well... I appreciate your input, however, I'd like to see how freaky this one gets...


          I think it's gonna be a doozy!



          Tone

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            #6
            Originally posted by Sands of Time View Post
            Well... I appreciate your input, however, I'd like to see how freaky this one gets...
            Careful!

            Some wimmin like their men to be bastids. She might not be easy to shake.
            Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Sysman View Post
              Careful!

              Some wimmin like their men to be bastids. She might not be easy to shake.

              What could possibly go wrong?



              Tone

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                #8
                Classy man.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Sands of Time View Post
                  What could possibly go wrong?
                  With a Woman?

                  This site doesn't have enough storage space for me even to begin...
                  nomadd liked this post

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
                    Time to dump her then
                    WHS

                    Send her SMS message and throw out the SIM card - get new mobile phone number.

                    That's how I do it all the time.

                    HTH

                    MarillionFan

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