We need a good famine

[BrilloPad]

Half of all British men will be obese by 2040, claim experts - Telegraph

Will there be enough food to go round? Will we end up eating the fatties?

[bless 'em all]

Which half, top or bottom?

[MarillionFan]

Which half, top or bottom?

And are you allowed seconds?

[TimberWolf]

Which half, top or bottom?

Leftist.

[Scrag Meister]

or a zombie apocalypse.

See opening sequence of Zombieland, all the fatties went first cos they couldn't run fast enough.

[darmstadt]

Half of all British men will be obese by 2040, claim experts - Telegraph

Will there be enough food to go round? Will we end up eating the fatties?

Who ate all the pies? Fat Brit bastards ate all the pies

[SimonMac]

We need more smack heads, you never see a fat heroin addict.

[OwlHoot]

Half of all British men will be obese by 2040, claim experts - Telegraph

Will there be enough food to go round? Will we end up eating the fatties?

or banning PCs and mobiles until the age of 18, and anything else that encourages teenagers to mooch around in their bedrooms instead of getting out and about.

People who put on weight in their teens stay chubby and get fatter and fatter for the rest of their days. But a teenager who stays slim and exercises will hardly ever put on too much weight in later years, because at that age but not later one can actually destroy fat cells when slimming.

[bless 'em all]

People who put on weight in their teens stay chubby and get fatter and fatter for the rest of their days. But a teenager who stays slim and exercises will hardly ever put on too much weight in later years, because at that age but not later one can actually destroy fat cells when slimming.

I was the typical skinny teenager, even by the time I got married I was a snake-hipped 28" waist.

Then one day I woke up a fat bastard.

[SupremeSpod]

I was the typical skinny teenager, even by the time I got married I was a snake-hipped 28" waist.

Then one day I woke up a fat bastard.

That's no way to talk about your wife!