This is what happens to those who go long on shares in majestic

[BrilloPad]

JPMorgan shares slump 6.5pc after chief Jamie Dimon reveals $2bn trading loss - Telegraph

I once got interviewed by CIO. THe head of IT started with a 30 minute slot. He spent 25 minutes telling how they were the bees knees. He finished up relaxed in his chair, hands behind his head. He then folded his arms and said "tell me about you"!

I then met various other team members who ranged from very stressed to borderline psychotic - one woman even sat there pulling at her hair.

The fact that someone with as many mental issues as me turned them down should tell you alot.

[SupremeSpod]

JPMorgan shares slump 6.5pc after chief Jamie Dimon reveals $2bn trading loss - Telegraph

I once got interviewed by CIO. THe head of IT started with a 30 minute slot. He spent 25 minutes telling how they were the bees knees. He finished up relaxed in his chair, hands behind his head. He then folded his arms and said "tell me about you"!

I then met various other team members who ranged from very stressed to borderline psychotic - one woman even sat there pulling at her hair.

The fact that someone with as many mental issues as me turned them down should tell you alot.

I know people who post on this forum who didn't fail their interview at JPMorgan...

[BrilloPad]

I know people who post on this forum who didn't fail their interview at JPMorgan...

okay. okay. I failed. do you have to tell everyone?

[SupremeSpod]

okay. okay. I failed. do you have to tell everyone?

I didn't

When I said "people" I meant "plural" as in more than one body, not "people" as in "multiple personality disorder".

[BrilloPad]

I didn't

When I said "people" I meant "plural" as in more than one body, not "people" as in "multiple personality disorder".

Which one of me was that aimed at?

[SupremeSpod]

Which one of me was that aimed at?

All 3 of you!

[BrilloPad]

All 3 of you!

Ah yes. Brillo the father. Brillo the son. Brillo the holy ghost. This week I am having my religious nutcase week. I wonder what I will pick for next week?

[SupremeSpod]

Ah yes. Brillo the father. Brillo the son. Brillo the holy ghost. This week I am having my religious nutcase week. I wonder what I will pick for next week?

Leave the "White girl raping Pakistani taxi driver" persona in its box, not a good one to use at the moment.

[MarillionFan]

Leave the "White girl raping Pakistani taxi driver" persona in its box, not a good one to use at the moment.

WHS

Especially if you over charge.

[AtW]

I had a job interview at BarCap in 2000.

Does that count?