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    Nose hairs!

    You can tell you're getting older when your nasal hairs start planning their escape.

    Why is it the ones that grow on your septum always make your eyes water when you pluck them?

    MF, you needn't answer as we all know you've had your septum rebuilt and populated with hair from your arse.
    Last edited by SupremeSpod; 15 May 2012, 12:03. Reason: FFS! Hears? :facepalm:

    #2
    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    You can tell you're getting older when your nasal hears start planning their escape.

    Why is it the ones that grow on your septum always make your eyes water when you pluck them?

    MF, you needn't answer as we all know you've had your septum rebuilt and populated with hair from your arse.
    Get one of those gillette razors with the single blade on the back, perfect for for shaving nose hair, ear hair and the bits round your scrotum.
    I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

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      #3
      I purchased one of those nasal air trimmers, much less painful and you can do your ears as well

      about a fiver from tescos

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        #4
        Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
        Why is it the ones that grow on your septum always make your eyes water when you pluck them?
        Stop being such a big screaming jessie.

        Though sailors used to insist that if they died, when their body bags were stitched the last one went through the septum. Just to make sure.

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          #5
          Perhaps this has something to do with it:


          Nerve map

          In which case count your lucky stars that hairs don't grow on the palms of your hands.

          Now and then a thick wire-like hair grows, and they are quite satisfying to pull out.

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            #6
            Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
            You can tell you're getting older when your nasal hears start planning their escape.

            Why is it the ones that grow on your septum always make your eyes water when you pluck them?

            MF, you needn't answer as we all know you've had your septum rebuilt and populated with hair from your arse.
            Remember everytime you pluck a nose hair a child dies.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              Perhaps this has something to do with it:


              Nerve map

              In which case count your lucky stars that hairs don't grow on the palms of your hands.

              Now and then a thick wire-like hair grows, and they are quite satisfying to pull out.
              Those are the ones that are rooted in the back of your skull and are like treetrunks!

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                #8
                A new occurrence to age is having the hairdresser ask if you want your eyebrows trimmed when you get your hair done(assuming some of you have hair that is).
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  A new occurrence to age is having the hairdresser ask if you want your eyebrows trimmed when you get your hair done(assuming some of you have hair that is).
                  I think that is the hairdresser being sarcastic, as you are not getting value for money by just having your head hair trimmed

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    A new occurrence to age is having the hairdresser ask if you want your eyebrows trimmed when you get your hair done(assuming some of you have hair that is).
                    Mine always asks if I'd like a bikini wax too

                    I may have to change my barber (I don't use a hairdresser, they are for women, girls and girly types)
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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