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17 May 2012, 10:22

Always lots of questions on CUK business accounting asking if various tax forms need to be submitted if no entries etc and I just noticed this:

HM Revenue & Customs: Guidance for employers exempt from online filing

Practising members of religious societies or orders whose beliefs are incompatible with the use of electronic methods of communication are exempt from online filing requirements.

Maybe we need to start a CUK church. With a bit of luck we might also be able to claim that paying tax is contrary to our beliefs. They may argue that IT people cannot be against electronic communication or that CUK is a form of it. Pah! It would be a religion, so we can easily counter such "logical" arguments with faith. The binary codes of the sacred Elliot 405 revealed all.

PS How do members of such religious societies read the HMRC guidance or do they employ accountants to sin for them? That's sinful surely.

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17 May 2012, 10:24

Good find. If we went back to punch-cards we'd be fine. Although Milan can barely use electronic communication so he's probably in too.

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I just sent them an email claiming it was against my religion to communicate electronically. Oh bugger!

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