There's a mouse in my car.

[bless 'em all]

I thought that rather having a big dinner tonight I'd dine on lesser fare that I keep bagged up in my car boot. I found the cereal box has been chewed through and some little little rodent has had a chew on some plastic in the boot as well.

How the flippin heck does a mouse find it's way into a new motor?

I've got poison bait in the boot now, and nothing to eat for me dinner.

[NickFitz]

Watch out for them chewing the rear seat belts from behind the seat.

[MarillionFan]

You've got to watch for them chewing through the brake cables. It happened to my friends step mum just before he inherited her millions.

[BrilloPad]

I keep a cat in my car. Doesn't everyone?

[xoggoth]

I've got poison bait in the boot now

Bastard!

My shed mouse has been at my bird seed/fat balls again. I won't leave it any supper tonight!

[BrilloPad]

Bastard!

My shed mouse has been at my bird seed/fat balls again. I won't leave it any supper tonight!

Your mouse has been nibbling your fat balls? I hope you get some piccies - certain specialist websites will pay alot for them.

[bless 'em all]

Bastard!

My shed mouse has been at my bird seed/fat balls again. I won't leave it any supper tonight!

Am I a bastard for leaving bait in the boot? I want the little fecker dead or gone. Preferably both.

[suityou01]

Why do you keep food in your boot??

[bless 'em all]

Why do you keep food in your boot??

I bung a few bits & pieces in a bag for snacks etc in the week. This week I forgot/couldn't be arsed to take it out when I checked into the hotel.

Mr Mouse (please don't let it be a pregnant Mrs Mouse) has broken in since then.

[suityou01]

I bung a few bits & pieces in a bag for snacks etc in the week. This week I forgot/couldn't be arsed to take it out when I checked into the hotel.

Mr Mouse (please don't let it be a pregnant Mrs Mouse) has broken in since then.

So your dinner was going to be snacks?

You got the munchies or summat?