Tips for a happy marriage

[BrilloPad]

Samantha Brick's tips for a happy marriage: regular weigh-ins, home cooking and never feigning a headache - Telegraph

Any top tips for a happy marriage?

Mrs BP recommends single duvets in a king sized bed.

[oscarose]

Samantha Brick's tips for a happy marriage: regular weigh-ins, home cooking and never feigning a headache - Telegraph

Any top tips for a happy marriage?

Mrs BP recommends single duvets in a king sized bed.

Don’t get married.

HTH

[NotAllThere]

Don’t get married.

HTH

The question was not "how to be happy".

[ChimpMaster]

Keep a mistress?

[SimonMac]

Keep the mistress and wife from ever meeting?

FTFY

[EternalOptimist]

as well as the obvious (flowers,choccies, listening) I would say, based on experience

1. never throw a pot noodle at her head
2. go temporarily deaf, lose sense of smell, if she ever does a little lady-f@rt
3. if she ducks, clean the noodles off the wall

[Support Monkey]

Keep a mistress?

WCMS no one is perfect so you have to make the choice sh*t in the bedroom but good at everything else or good at everything else and sh*t in the bedroom if you end up with the latter get a mistress, its the best of both worlds

[cojak]

I'll try not to laugh when I hear that Ms. Brick is getting divorced (I give it another 2 years...)

[Old Hack]

In my many years of marriage, in the early years, when I used to challenge what my wife said, we argued lots and it was bumpy.

In our later years of marriage, we have got along much better with the understanding she is right.

That's about as succinctly I can put it. Don't argue, just to argue, don't try and be right all the time and just let her know that you love, respect and adore her from time to time.

Do that, and life becomes much easier, so the times when you go out and buy a 999 Ducati, seem much easier for her to handle.

[doodab]

Mrs BP recommends single duvets in a king sized bed.

King size duvets, king size beds, separate houses