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    Socialistic stimulation

    "Under-fire UK business secretary Vince Cable has launched the government's new £200m "GrowthAccelerator" programme to help small businesses with the potential to do well to actually do well.

    Meanwhile, Cable was branded a "socialist" by Tory donor and Downing Street advisor Adrian Beecroft on Wednesday, in his report on business bureaucracy.

    Despite the jibe, the business secretary was out and about to snip the ribbon, so to speak, on the programme, which has been in the works for a while, at cloud-based collaboration and content management company Huddle in London. The venue was chosen because Huddle, according to the department of business, is one of the "trailblazers" taking part in GrowthAccelerator.

    To be in with a chance of bagging a slice of that £200m pie, "ambitious" SMEs will have to hit one of three targets. They'll need to have 10 or more employees with the potential to increase turnover or staff by 20 per cent a year for three years, or have fewer than 10 workers but have the potential to increase employment by at least seven or annual turnover by £750,000, or they need to be start-ups with the potential to reach a turnover of £1m or 10 workers in three years.

    The lucky few will then be coached on issues including how to get financing, how to turn ideas into money and how to develop their leadership and management skills. They'll also be fast-tracked to business advice from the likes of UK Trade and Investment and to networks including Angel Investors. (AtW's comment: so £200 mln will be spent on civil servants and some other parties giving advice to startups?)

    “GrowthAccelerator is an exciting new programme that is at the heart of the government’s commitment to help businesses deliver growth by increasing their chance of gaining access to finance and spurring innovation," Cable opined in a canned statement.

    "The £200 million programme will deliver high quality coaching to a range of businesses that will help them grow and give the economy a real boost."

    The programme has been knocking around for a while, and was previously known as the Business Coaching for Growth programme, which was clearly not a snazzy enough name

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    Source: Cable to stimulate stiff growth in entrepreneurs' trousers ? The Register

    Total utter fookwits - cut CGT on shares in high growth companies and they'll get proper investment!

    #2
    Weren't gone long then were we?

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      #3
      UKTI already do this stuff - AtW you probably used them yourself in the past?
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        "Cable was branded a "socialist" by Tory donor and Downing Street advisor Adrian Beecroft"

        I prefer Peter Oborne's view

        Leave Business Secretary Vince Cable alone – he’s the moral centre of this Coalition - Telegraph

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          #5
          Originally posted by AtW View Post
          To be in with a chance of bagging a slice of that £200m pie, "ambitious" SMEs will have to hit one of three targets. They'll need to have 10 or more employees with the potential to increase turnover or staff by 20 per cent a year for three years, or have fewer than 10 workers but have the potential to increase employment by at least seven or annual turnover by £750,000, or they need to be start-ups with the potential to reach a turnover of £1m or 10 workers in three years.

          "The £200 million programme will deliver high quality coaching to a range of businesses that will help them grow and give the economy a real boost."
          So we can assume you dont qualify?

          Seriously m8 - you don't need their money! You are successful enough for organic growth.

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Seriously m8 - you don't need their money!
            The point is that they won't give the money - just "services" to coach those companies how to grow

            As for qualification - I can't possibly comment.

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              Originally posted by AtW View Post
              The point is that they won't give the money - just "services" to coach those companies how to grow
              ahhh - so its like SurAlan's £250k prize? Which is consultancy. About an hour of his time then.....

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                #8
                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                The point is that they won't give the money - just "services" to coach those companies how to grow

                As for qualification - I can't possibly comment.
                Ah, that reminds me of the early nineties. A whole load of companies sprang up offering consultancy to help you get BS 5750 and/or ISO 9000 and you could get grants for their services.
                Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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