Classic Daily Wail

[BrilloPad]

I was reading the Wail just now - proves how boooored I am.

Anyway - I saw this story Women's waists six inches bigger than the 50s 'because they do less housework' | Mail Online

Women's waists six inches bigger than the 50s 'because they do less housework'

If I go home tonight and tell Mrs BP she is fat because she does not do enough housework, what are my chances of being able to post anything tomorrow?

[Diver]

If I go home tonight and tell Mrs BP she is fat because she does not do enough housework, what are my chances of being able to post anything tomorrow?

My wife just said "Depends what he wants to post and where".

1st or 2nd class?

[BrilloPad]

My wife just said "Depends what he wants to post and where".

1st or 2nd class?

So you didn't tell her to do more housework to get slim then.......

[Mupps]

Can't be true. Our cleaner's arse is much bigger than my wife's.

[BrilloPad]

Can't be true. Our cleaner's arse is much bigger than my wife's.

I hope you dont share the cleaner with KentPhilip.....